Toronto Woman Foils Suicide Pact

[Magrat2005]

oooooh....depends on how nice you are to me, but than again i do like the odd one or two bad boys

[martin ewen]

I'm certainly odd.

Together we have a problem.
We need to figure out some way that you can prove to me that you are not a figment of Jesters imagination.
No more flirting will be entered into until I am satisfied that you actually posses physical female bodyparts.

[Magrat2005]

Re: I'm certainly odd.

Originally posted by martin ewen
Together we have a problem.
We need to figure out some way that you can prove to me that you are not a figment of Jesters imagination.
No more flirting will be entered into until I am satisfied that you actually posses physical female bodyparts.

how am i gonna prove that? and what do you mean a 'figment of Jesters imagination'? and who cant i flirt with? but i am all female, but saying that, how do i know you're all male? well, prove that?

[jester]

Ah magrat. Martin is attempting a subtle form of Peer bullying. He's saying that if you in anyway behave more freindly to me than to him, you will look stupid because I am far more disliked and unpopular than he is. Actually Martin is very much loved on this thread, while I am not nearly as revered.

He is trying to compete with me for your affections, yet he is afraid of making a fool of himself so he wants you to prove that you are not some kind of elaborate prank by myself.

Go easy with him Magrat, he's a genius but he's very vulnerable.

[Magrat2005]

thankyou Jester for that, and for anyone whos got the stupid idea that Jester is me (?) my tits are bigger than his

martin - i would love to have it with you (the line just got suddenly shorter) btw, contraception, the barrier method - would the Atlantic Ocean be suffice?

[newyorkstreetdean]

Perhaps the Doctors of some of the people posting here should have also looked up the spelling of the word contraception.

[Peter Voice]

Or perhaps their parents.

[Airborne Dan]

O.K. here we go. There is no need for me to explain your "jokes" Jester because your jokes are already so clever and thought provoking. In fact your jokes are everything a joke should be but funny.

And speaking of jokes (Magrat) telling someone to "stick there head up there arse" is the comedic equivalent of excrement. And don't even get me started on typing.

Oh well to late. Don't you just love it when people use the lower case i for the nominative pronoun "I". It's so cool and modern and you just know that that person is so hip and yet at the same time meek, humble and tries their best to think of others first. Bull-crap. People use the lowercase i because they are either deeply passive aggressive, to lazy to move their finger 3 freaking inches to hit the shift key or illiterate.

And speaking of people who pretend to be something they're not, I'll bet my life savings (all thirty six dollars of it) that Dr. Eric isn't really a doctor. In fact I'll wager he's never stepped foot into graduate school never mind finishing to earn a PHD. But he is young and has red hair, hmm I wonder, nah, couldn't be.

Oh yeah, and I'm afraid I have a little confession to make. Martin I'm sorry but you did do it once in whiteface. Remember that festival we did last summer. Well one night when we came back to our mini-camp you were so wasted you passed out on while lying on your stomach in one of the vans while still wearing whiteface. Sorry dude I thought you knew. I guess I thought you were just pretending to be asleep. But don't worry man. I remember it vividly and you definitely weren't smiling. No hard feelings I hope.

[martin ewen]

one door closes another opens

Thanks for the info dan. I had sworn off mushrooms since that night as I had strange aches and the small matter of the embedded club which I put down to a combination of violent tossing and the handle being naturly lubricated by your anxious performance palms.

[martin ewen]

Because I can.

You know Magrat, I've gone right off you.
The fact that Jester and you keep appearing one after the other is just too offputting, nasty sex and prancing japes are just completely different worlds. We may have already had sex by your definition anyway. I've swum in the atlantic before and recieved a funny tingle, i thought it was a particularily wan jellyfish but could it have been you? On some dank pebbly windswept slab of British tidal wasteland in up to your hips and thrusting.
I've had better.

[Peter Voice]

Oh no!!!!

I'll never be able to eat Atlantic Salmon ever again.

[Magrat2005]

Re: Because I can.

Originally posted by martin ewen
You know Magrat, I've gone right off you.
The fact that Jester and you keep appearing one after the other is just too offputting,

we dont keep appearing after each other, if you haven't noticed, I post during the day, where as, as far as I could tell, he dont, and if hes meant to be me, how can we be sighed in at the same time?

[martin ewen]

Its time for us to move on

You 4-28 pm
you with bells 4.38pm

You know very well how simple it is to be on 2 accounts at once.
I will have no more shuck with a closet transvestite.
I think its insulting to all womankind that Jester would invent a woman who pretended to be so innocent yet wanton.
Very revealing.

[Magrat2005]

I really, really dont believe this, that you guys can accuse me of being someone else, or someone being me,

[Airborne Dan]

Don't let these guys get you down Magrat. And just because Jester wants you to post some kind of nude picture doesn't mean you have to. You should only post nudes if you want to. Like I did a couple of years ago on a thread that was titled something like "how many non tattooed performers". Page 2. And you don't have to pretend you're not impressed.