Toronto Woman Foils Suicide Pact

[Magrat2005]

i found this...

http://www.640toronto.com/news/metro.cfm?cat=7428109912&rem=2958&red=80110923aPBIny&wids=410&gi=1&gm=metro.cfm

http://www.canada.com/news/world/story.html?id=3701b83c-c521-4d36-85e5-ad5dcdfa93f3

(i hope the links work)

all i can say is...what the FUCK were they thinking, esp that woman who was going to kill her kids then herself...what kind of mother would do that?

[scot]

the Internet can be an evil place and we believe that it is being used definitely for the wrong reason here," Evinger said Friday.

Evil

[Airborne Dan]

Don't be like Evan

FYI there's already a thread in the "blah blah blah" forum started by none other than Martin Ewin entitled "A Link a Day Keeps Sanity at Bay".

[jester]

Thank You Dan, but for your information, this thread is to discuss the link, not just to look at it.

Now I got you a "fuckin room" Go to your room and say: "I am not smart enough to police Blah de Blah, I am not smart enough to police Blah de Blah" over and over until you learn.

Please know your limits and do not talk out of your depth when in the company of morons.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by jester
in the company of morons.

i hope you aint calling me a moron, i called you my mate, i might just take that back and call you an arse instead

btw, if this is to 'discuss' the link then, why aren't you duscussing it, i dont want to hear about Dan and his 'fucking room', thankyou

[jester]

No, I was just letting dan know that anything higher than a moron would be intellectually out of his depth.

Dan told me to "get a fuckin room" in another thread. So I got one for him.

But I'm afraid I am an arse. You are definately English aren't you.

[Magrat2005]

yeah im english, and while your busy making 'fucking rooms' do for le pire would ya

[Airborne Dan]

News flash. Jester the addlebrained pneter rushes to defend poor little Magrat2005.

In a flash of heroism the thin skinned Jester swooped out of nowhere to lend aid to the multi-thread starting, poor typist Magrat2005 and help protect her from the evil Airborne Dan and his simple suggestion that one doesn't have to start a new thread for every little thought that hatches in your feeble mind.

In a brash and shocking statement Jester accused the aforementioned Airborne Dan of trying to police the "blah, blah, blah" forum.

When confronted about the issue Airborne Dan would only say that Jester is a lonely, misguided and confused little man with a fragile ego who has high hopes of someday getting into Magrat2005's pants if she is indeed really a woman.

Jester, a multi-thread starter himself will most likely run off to start a new thread about how nobody understands him. That he's really a knight in shining armor who sits at his computer with his dick in his hands and dreams of someday being with the beautiful Magrat2005.

[jester]

addled brains. That's me.

Er, Magrats pants? It never occured to me that this was the place to get laid, but it clearly occured to you.... hmmm!

I don't care what sex Magrat is. I think she's more than slightly insane... you know I may just be in with a chance...

But you are still out of your depth in the company of morons...

[Airborne Dan]

There's a new development in the courtship of Jester and Magarat2005.

In a stunning turn of events the simpleton Jester has come out of the closet when he announced...

I don't care what sex Magrat is

...Indeed the misguided Jester further shocked the performing community when he announced his unfamiliarity with anatomy of the fairer sex and common expressions when he said...

...

Er, Magrats pants? It never occured to me that this was the place to get laid

When asked for comment the evil Airborne Dan only replied "Jester should learn to spell "occurred"and really, they should just get a fucking room".

[Peter Voice]

Be careful, this could get really scarey.

[Doctor Eric]

Someone needs to say it.

Stop it.

Right now.

Both of you.

What you're doing right now?
It's stupid.

Just stop.

[jester]

Thanks for explaining my jokes as I go along Dan.

Comedy Musicians Rock.

I bet the comedy fraternity constantly advises you to take your music far more seriously, and I bet the music world constantly encourages your comedy. Have you worked it out yet?

[Magrat2005]

Dan, why dont you go sit in a corner and put you head back up your arse, that way no one can hear ya,

and i have to agree with Eric, just stop it, please, its stupid

and if Jester wants to get in my knickers (i am female, i dont wear pants) then he's just in a line of many men who want to do the same

[martin ewen]

"and if Jester wants to get in my knickers (i am female, i dont wear pants) then he's just in a line of many men who want to do the same."

OK...well I might be interested, could you let me know how long the line is and how long I might have to wait?

Also I'd rather not go straight after Jester if thats all right, to be honest I'd rather you at least showered.