Pudding Theory

[Famos Bramwells]

So you were struck by "lightening"? Wow. That must have been what happened to Micheal Jackson. Perhaps he should be told.

PS. A good Christmas pudding should be made a year in advance and soaked generously in brandy.

[jester]

Ha ha. Famos Bramwells. I discovered something... YOU DO EXIST! Some kind soul sent me a link to your web site. Very nice.

Okay Pudding and Famos exist... I was wrong... But the world is defniately flat.. you won't catch me out with that one. Now where can I get a new speaker cone for the kareoke machine. Hmm, my beard is a little more than bumfluff these days....

[Famos Bramwells]

Bloody hell I exist! Thanks for letting me know Jester, I've kind of had my suspicions for a while now but now you have comfirmed it I can finally go out amongst the peoples of the world and know that I am solid and 3d just like them. Perhaps I should have checked before and saved myself years of heartache.
Once again, thanks. Feel proud, you deserve it.

[jester]

Well that's what I thought, but don't get too excited, cos I went out with my spirit level today, conducted some tests, and I hate to say this, but my early prognosis is that the world isn't actually flat.

Which means while you have accepted your own solid 3d ness, don't assume that you are just like all them peoples of the world you want to go out and walk amongst. They might actually be actors sent to test you.

If you exist, and the world isn't flat then there is a possibility that it wasn't the real Santa Clause that left love bites on my wifes neck at her office party. I don't know what's real and what isn't any more.

But I can cope with the ever changing premises upon which I am aware of my existence and hopefully you will actually be real and aren't pretending to be there just to confuse me.