Favorite part for bein a performer

[$cottbox]

Hey guys,,,just wonderin what everyones favorite part about bein a performer is...my favorite part is when you can feel the love and good critisism from crowds,,,it is amazing,,,also the feelin you get after a really good show,,, it just can't be beaten

[Jim]

I love that, with our jobs; spelling, punctuation and grammar aren't all that important.

[Woofnah]

Yah. What you guys said.

[Tyler]

MONEY.

Just kidding, I like being able to do something fun and make money while doing it! :-)

-Tyler

[ben woodling]

Ditto scott.

[Evan Young]

I like the attention.

[Steven Ragatz]

I like the mascara.

Steve

[$cottbox]

Haha..they were all good reasons

Steven Ragatz what is the mascara?

Money and plus doin what ya love, right on brotha
Plus+ Attention never hurt no one

[Steven Ragatz]

Mascara is the stuff you put on your eyelashes to make them look long and luscious. I can't decide if I like it better than the lip gloss or not...

Steve

[$cottbox]

Ah I see. I was sayin it wrong...What do you do for performances?

[martin ewen]

His show involves transforming himself into a big fat ugly woman onstage and then embarrassing adolescent males who can't help being attracted to him because they contain more hormones than sense. Its very avant-gard. It doesn't rock as such.
(evil chuckle)

[Boggess]

the free beer

[Tyler]

I think he juggles.

-Tyler

[Doctor Eric]

Heh, the money, that's a good one.
I'm in it for the loose change, the crumpled ones, and that constant paranoic twinge that someone I pissed off is going to bludgeon me from behind. Of course there is also the lack of sleep, the manic/depressive roller-coaster, having to suck-up to people who devour souls (and careers) for a living, the extra searches at the airport ("Yessir, I'm a performer, that's why I have torches, matches, electronic ignition switches, gunpowder, wireless transmitters, magnesium, a nine millimeter, and a bag of broken glass in my suitcase. Wanna see a card trick?"), and the sex. Oh, that's why I do it, because I love screwing myself so much.

[Evan Young]

I also love pitch polotics. Ya know, waiting around, scoping out the other performers trying to figure out who is gonna go crazy next. Gossiping about which performer sucks the worst. Playing mind games on the newbie performers so that they won't come back. Sucking cock in the bathroom stall in exchange for a good time slot. Taking it in the ass for the great time slot.

and the big payoff at the end of the day.... fucking two 18 year old girls at the same time (never check ID's).