Favorite part for bein a performer

[Woofnah]

" the extra searches at the airport "

Oh oh oh ..... funny story:

The last time I was at the airport I got pulled over by Security at that little beepy machine. They were looking in my bag. I come up to them to "explain". I'm wearing all black, my mini-skirt has metal hanging all over it, my shirt has a white skull and crossbones. My earings are: a skull with a mohawk, a dangling dagger, a dagger post, a skill with a snake crawling through it, and a rat. I'm They look at my knives; they look at me with an eyebrow raised. They look at my toilet plungers; they look at me with confusion. They look at my rubber chickens; they look at me with complete and utter non-comprehension. I smile sweetly, wrinkle my nose in that cute way, and say "Sex toys".

They waived me through.

(c) Adria M. Moskowitz

[$cottbox]

Originally posted by Evan Young
Playing mind games on the newbie performers so that they won't come back. Sucking cock in the bathroom stall in exchange for a good time slot. Taking it in the ass for the great time slot.
(never check ID's).

First you'll never get anywheres in life making enemies with "newbies", second what you do on yur spare time has nothing to do with performing, so quit tryin to win the crowd and showing off,,,,,,,,sorry if thats a "inside" joke, I dont get it and its not funny, I hope your act is better then your jokes



aHaha Woofnah that is a classic situation
Doctor Eric having to suck up to people who devour souls, good one man. You put in words what I couldn't. Its only cause when they were young they never found their own!!!!

[Steven Ragatz]

The ritual of applying makeup before a show is one of my favorite parts. It is my best effort to get in touch with my feminine side.

Perhaps my arms just aren't long enough...

Tyler wrote:

"I think he juggles."

Tyler, I think so too...

Martin wrote:

"His show involves transforming himself into a big fat ugly woman onstage and then embarrassing adolescent males who can't help being attracted to him because they contain more hormones than sense. Its very avant-gard. It doesn't rock as such."

Martin, I am offended by your speculative description of my show. To my knowledge, you have never seen me perform or know anything about me apart from what you've read on this forum. Your feeble attempts at sarcasm have fallen short once again, for I am most certainly not "big", "fat", or "ugly" onstage - hairy perhaps - but that is as far as I'll go on a public forum. As for the rest of the description, I'm afraid to admit it, but you're spot on.

What more can I say after having worked topless on the Vegas strip for three years?

Steven Ragatz

PS. Cranberry LS-8 is my favorite lipstick color.

[Lynneski]

My favourite part is creating a sig that tells people who I am and roughly something I represent without being completely repetitively obnoxious and using up 37% of screen real estate.

[$cottbox]

Your testiment wont burn, the hard headed never learn

[Woofnah]

Originally posted by Lynneski
My favourite part is creating a sig that tells people who I am and roughly something I represent without being completely repetitively obnoxious and using up 37% of screen real estate.

Is that real real estate, or virtual real estate?

[Daniel Craig]

What I don't understand is the phrase...

"Don't let the HEAT out the COLD"

...?

[Butterfly Man]

paint by numbers

Necrophiliatic oath?

[$cottbox]

"Don't let the HEAT out the COLD"
this can mean many things if you really think of it in a philisophical way, which I seem to be very much

To me it can mean numerous things

It can mean, if you have anything that is useful dont waste it, ie a talent

[newyorkstreetdean]

word

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

To me, it means

[$cottbox]

Lol...is that a real person? Cause hes shit deep in trouble with himself!!!!

[Butterfly Man]

correct me if I'm wrong ...

but that sure looks like Jason Garfield to me.

[Daniel Craig]

Very much so.

The phrase "Don't let the heat out the cold" is not so much something to be thought about philisophically, it's something to be made sense of, in terms of grammar and linguistics.

Perhaps there's something I'm missing? Let's analyze, break into small groups, and discuss.

"Don't let the heat out"
A common phrase used in Canadian winters. Usually used when someone leaves the front door open, exposing the soft underbelly of the screen door to both the inside of the home and the elements. The screen doors are usually not prepared for this.
So far, so good.

"heat out the cold"
Again, when broken down into a fragment, "heat out the cold", could be literal, and could mean pushing a wave of cold back using a source of heat. Metaphorically, the quintessential battle between good and evil is evident. Note how good and evil are never defined as such, so the heat and cold could be either, depending on the person interpreting the fragment.

"don't let the HEAT out the COLD"

No friggin' idea.

[Doctor Eric]

Or perhaps...

The phrase "don't let the heat out the cold" is an early-warning sign of a malignant brain-tumor, located in the sector of the brain that controls common sense and basic logic function, as well as syntax, grammar and spelling.