Things American that I love.

[Peter Voice]

In response to chance's spurious accusation that I loath all things American, I've decided to list some.

There are hundreds of individual people that I love, as well as many places, but this applies to every other country that I've had any personal experience with. There are hundreds of writers, artists and performers I love as well but this also applies to the rest of the world so I will try to stick to things uniquely American.

I love

Jazz
Blues
Rock and Roll
Beull motorcycles
The Simpsons and Get Smart
Apple operating systems
The Telephone and light bulb

Unfortunately I cannot think of any other (strictly) American contributions to world culture at the moment but the music sure adds up to a lot. I'll add anything else I think of.

[$cottbox]

I love American food...cities,,but most of all good OL' fashioned American woman,,,damn their hot...not as hot as French woman from Quebec tho

[$cottbox]

FINEST GIRL IN THE WORLD TO ME,,,not to mention she is American

[MarcusM]

HOTTTTTY WITH A BODDDY! "Put your numba on this papa cuz I would love to date cha."-Jay Z

[pablo]

Who is she?

I don't recognize her. Probably because I don't watch TV or see movies.

Salma Hayek is hotter... but she's from Mexico. I would drink her bathwater. Maura Tierney is my dream woman... but she's married.

So many women, so little time.

[Doctor Eric]

Are you kidding?!

Wow, the poor thing looks like her face got smooshed up against the inside of the test tube while she was still developing. I think she was in one of my nightmares, she was riding a giant garden weasel and when she turned around, the back of her head was Chuck Norris' face...

Rock and Roll is American
So is Jazz
Elvis
Dollywood
Audrey Hepburn
Canada is American too, I think...

Oh yeah, and Neal Stephenson.
And let's not forget crack.

[martin ewen]

The last time I drank someones bathwater I got pregnant.
Mark Twain
Frank Zappa
Bill Hicks
Early micky mouse (back when he was a racist)

[jester]

yummy

Pizza (American not the Italian stuff)
Sesame Street
Jerry Lewis
Nancy Armitage
Grease (The Musical)
Hilarious attempts at Scottish and Irish accents on Film
Sigourney Weaver

[$cottbox]

Re: Are you kidding?!

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
Wow, the poor thing looks like her face got smooshed up against the inside of the test tube while she was still developing. I think she was in one of my nightmares, she was riding a giant garden weasel and when she turned around, the back of her head was Chuck Norris' face...

Hahaha...LMAO...wha u dont like er...its Entertainment Tonights newest hott ass,,,shes fine

[Doctor Eric]

sprekkin ze moron?

Dammit Scott! Speak in !?@#ing ENGLISH! I could't understand a damn word of what you just said, are you jerking off while you type? Do you talk like that, too? I can't tell if you are actually trying to express something or just randomly throwing vowels and consonants together. Christ.. I'm too hung over for this !@#?.

[$cottbox]

Whoa!!!!!!!!!! Calm down
Is it just me or is that gun in yur hand in yur picture suppose to depict you killin yurself,,,cause by the stress in your typing sounds like you should get shit checked out out

[Doctor Eric]

The greatest thing about pissing people off on the internet is seeing some one reduced to a retort comprised of angry "smilies"...


"Why you... you.. big... blue... MEANIE Doctor Eric! You make me so mad I just want to hit you with my PURSE!"


Oh, yeah, and of course, I am american.
And I love me.

[Evan Young]

Scott, yer new to the forum.
First, there are a bunch of inside jokes amongst the forum vets that yer not gonna understand unless you have been in the field with them or you have been frequenting the forums for a couple years.
Second. take it all with a grain of salt, it's funny if you learn not to take it personaly or literally.
third. the shit you type is fucking anoying.

amen

[$cottbox]

Haha I was in BouldeR Colorado 2 summers ago

Plus Im Canadian I love Myself, and the people around me

[Woofnah]

If I add my 2 cents, do we have a whole dollar yet?

Teva Sports Shoes
United Pickle
American male jugglers and dancers
American men in general ... but mostly jugglers and dancers