Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[Doctor Eric]

The skeptic's dictionary has always annoyed me, as it is filled with half-truths and guesswork disguised as facts, but this part always made me laugh...

http://www.skepdic.com/amway.html

[Lynneski]

http://www.beautifulstuff.org/archives/000161.html

[Lynneski]

<GASP> I just realized Martin missed a day!

Are you okay? Do you need CPR?

Oh, the sanity ... the sanity ...

[martin ewen]

http://concealedgarments.org/

Indian simpsons

http://www.badmash.org/singhson.php

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

http://www.ulc.org/?destination=ordination&numina=255009248

[Cybele]

https://www.sperare.com/spam_poetry.blogger.html

So, are you ordained, Martin?

[Stephon]

I got ordained for a show a couple weeks ago (I wanted an official document to use as a prop). It didn't occur to me until just before we went on that the people playing the bride and groom would be, technically, married at the end of the show.

One of them was already married, but she's a Mormon, so I guess it's ok.

~the IrReverand Stephon Walker

[Lynneski]

I surmised you were off having more enviable adventures. You were missed (even if you did catch up, I was a bit twitchy yesterday).

This one's for you:

http://www.cafeshops.com/ihateclownscool.3361234

(This one's my fav:

http://www.ihateclowns.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=clowntrixhoodie

[Lynneski]

OK. I have simply GOT to get me one of these:

http://www.fancydeluxe.com/info/product.cfm?categoryID=4&productID=31&mainCatID=1

Check out the toys. Check out the furniture. Well, there's just lots worth checking out ...

[martin ewen]

...and of course, you'll need accessories to go with that..

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=11

or

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=41

and why not take home an emotionally scarring toy for the kids

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=28

Its a very old site, these items may no longer be in stock (although i can see a bull out my window)

[martin ewen]

After months of intensive research I've found (after Hilby) the second funniest german.
(cable may be required)
Truely hip dance lessons

http://raketik.com/workshop2/workshop.html

optical illusion

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp

[Cybele]

Amazing! I'm imagining rene in leiderhosen...wait, can it be? It's Hilby's long lost younger brother!

https://www.mcphee.com/goodies/nerd.html

(how do you rate?)

[Pyromancer]

Tis link for a day makes insanity stay...

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com

[Lynneski]

Ta for the fab accessories, Martin. Now all I need are shoes ... but I don't want to appear as if I actually posess the "shopping" gene, so here's something else:

http://www.fluxus.org/FluxusMidwest/doorknobs/index.html

[newyorkstreetdean]

You may have already done this but if not-
Go to Google and type in "Weapons of Mass Destruction"
then press the "Im Feeling Lucky" button.
It will look like something went wrong but do read what comes up on the page.

[Lynneski]

Yea, though we walk the path of righteousness...

http://www.yo-god.com/default.htm