Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[Daniel Craig]

Watch out for falling tortoises..

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000450.html

[martin ewen]

http://www.statuemolesters.com/gallery/index.php

I guess its much like heroin, it starts out recreationaly but you find over a surprisingly short time you need to increase the dosage of mad links just to remain sane. I'm now on 2 a day. When will it end. For the love of god HELP.( Hey maybe I should ring the police.)

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/communications/examples_of_999_calls.asp

[Lynneski]

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jm703496/spork/

[martin ewen]

http://www.maggotart.com/pages/3/index.htm

[Lynneski]

(If maggotart is for Kindergarten, is there chrysalisart for middle school ?)

http://www.stairwell.com/usi/center.shtml

[martin ewen]

http://www.whitehouse.org/

http://www.nra-kkk.org/

[worldwidese]

http://www.k-k-k.com/

Don't forget to scroll to the bottom so you can make this your default homepage!

[martin ewen]

http://www.incorect.com/INCORECT/boyshit/boyshit.htm

Some days your half full, some days your half empty, some days your the statue and some days your the pigeon, somedays your the DOG and somedays your a stuffed japanese tv cartoon character.(pikachu)

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/

(its not always up , if it doesnt work try back another day )

[Lynneski]

Leap on this!

http://www.leapzine.com/

[martin ewen]

You send him a photo, he insults it.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-260.htm

http://www.iseejesus.com/main.html

[martin ewen]

Lonely saturday, big crowds , big hats but afterwards...no-one to talk to. Its so cruel, you appear popular surrounded by an audience you've used the most boilerplate of conventions to secure.
If only they knew that at the end of the day you're all you have, and you don't think too highly of your company. Drink heavily and dull the pain or let your imagination soar.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/

[Lynneski]

http://www.dpsinfo.com/dps/index.html

[pablo]

Groupies

I don't know if there's a thread anywhere else about "groupies" or fans, but after reading Martin's post about lonely Saturday nights, I empathize with him.

I know what it's like to go back to a lonely hotel room after a day romancing the crowds. However... I've also had the occasional pleasure of spending some quality time with a "groupie" - a female fan who's looking for fun. Sometimes it's just a dinner date. Sometimes it's more. Either way, it sure beats a hangover.

[martin ewen]

http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/torkyarkisto/practical.html

http://homepage2.nifty.com/t-nick/sazae.swf

[Lynneski]

http://www.badfads.com/home.html