RUMPELSTILTSKIN

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Should a fairy goddess....tell Rumpelstiltskin he's a gooOSe.....or should he just realise...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Should Rumpelstiltskin tell a fairy she is a gooOSe.....or should she just realise? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I'm almost getting tempted to change my name....frigggin' how long will it be Rumpelstiltskin?
What should i call myself.....
Henry,Twistyfrigggitsticks,Bruce Drongo-cake,Hilary Flatboard,Captain Zuccini Mold,Crimplepuckstickerskin Oofle Oxbrow.... Delirious Doreen....
Doris Zingletweetyhead...
Morris Fungusbeard.....
Engelbert Humperdick....
Warren Roosterpox.....
Snaggletooth Hogbreath The Pipsqueakian thingamibob....etc?
Frig Offstiltskin....
.....
P.S.All suggestions welcome.....
so hurry up.....
& fire away....
like a loose cannon!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Spin straw into gold...
run into the woods....
collect some mold...
put it in you hood...
as much as it can hold...
& then feed a chick...
with mold that's old...
& she'll begin...
to turn staw into gold!
Oops!
Blimey!
This is a recipe...
that was found in...
one of Rumpel's dreams!
Not the jester...
but the little man...
who is good...
on the spinning wheel!
Don't get mixed up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Throw a rotten egg...
at the fool...
in the laughing stock!
See what wild card...
reaction he poses.
Throw an egg...
at the goose
& say "Pop goes the weasel"!
Poke a face at him...
& peg his nose!
He'll shout bandy words...
ever so absurd...
& try & fool you...
like a rottweiler trying to hump a leg.
Make him sneeze...
with powdered curd cheese...
until he agrees...
he has to face up to another rotten egg...
thrown by a fifty-fifty
last prize pixie!
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to do a one man show...
to a one person audience...
for 1 day...
when the time is right!
Is anyone interested?
You have to pay me....
more than i'm worth...
so get ready to bid...
while i fool
around the Earth! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to make a stand
against myself...
& do some stand-up...
& step aside..
with one stride...
& comeback
again...
until i'm back
to back
with my shadow
the day
before
& after
tomorrow. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to gather round myself...
fool circle
& play a show...
while standing around
my own shadow! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to form a clown government....in the hope of toppling Ronald McDonald!We'll frigggin' out-clone the bugger! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello twinkle toes....
can i tickle your nose?
Oops!Don't sneeze...
or you'll make me
as upsy-daisy as can be
you know! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rack off you arty-farty...
hippopotamus fart...
& go twist ya knickers in a knot....
or i'll blow snot...
on your smarties!
You should go back to nappy valley...
as that's right up your alley! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Everyone please pass your hats around for me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm not getting my money's worth!I can't cash in......so perhaps at least if you give me some straw.....i might spin this show into a money spinner....as Rumpelstiltskin could do with some gold! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]