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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    #91
    I'm all ears.....
    like a rabbit.....
    to hear another Rumpled yarn....
    like Rumpole mixamatosis!
    [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      #92
      Rumpel away some gold....will ya...silly pixie....fool of it! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        #93
        Rumpel on...
        Rumpel off...
        Rumpel away...
        Rumpel...on & on....
        Rumpel over the rainbow......
        Rumpel...here & there....
        GooOSe off!
        Get GooOSed!!
        Off...& on....GooOSe it!
        On & Off....Rumpel it!
        Rumpel...it will ya Rumpels!
        Get rumped Rumpel...ya friggggin'....
        Rumpel-bumble-pumpkin-rumball-rumble-crumpet-raspberry-trumpet-pigeon-weasel-head........lost-pixie-from-whateversville!
        P.S.I told you there was a whole team of Rumpelstiltskin's in on this.....& they're trying to stir up a racquet!
        Don't listen to them......i can't do anything......
        as they have me....fully GoOSed.....& i can't stop.....friggggin'.....wasting your time if your are reading all of these posts!Cheeers!Love Rumpelstiltskin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          #94
          One more Rumpel story.......!
          No!
          Okay!
          P.S." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
          & " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            #95
            Crikey!Now my pet rooster is starting to......respond to the name Rumpelstiltskin!It's name is Henry......but it's all mixed up.....& keeps.....running for attention everytime it hears my name! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
            P.S. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              #96
              The Rumpelstiltskin t-shirts are now on sale!
              Crikey!Just joking!
              Gorblimey!Perhaps i should really change my name......
              as really.....
              everyone will think....
              i'm the straw spinner...
              with the long....
              weasely....whispy....
              long...weather-beaten beard! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                #97
                If i do an indoor theatre show.....everyone will think.....it's a play about Rumpelstiltskin....the cretinous critter....who can't stop spinning!
                Gorblimey!It's a bit of a mix up!
                Sometimes it feels right....
                & other times...not so right!
                It would be good to change my friggggin' name....
                perhaps i'll re-create myself.....
                & have a name that's never been pre-conceived!
                What are your suggestions!
                Who cares?
                Don't even know if i do?
                It's a hard name to shake off by crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  #98
                  Do you think i'm anything like Rumpole Of The Bailey?
                  It's weird that i have never even seen the show!
                  People say that i remind them of the Show....Rent A Ghost!
                  I would like to see that film...the Jester.....by Danny Kaye.....oneday!
                  P.S.I never watch tv!
                  I never see myself on tv either!
                  I was on Pizza(3 times)in Australia.....
                  & still haven't seen it!
                  I haven't even seen the show!
                  It was funny doing it.....as it's quite well known in Australia.....
                  but i didn¡t even comment...to them...that i had never seen the show!
                  It was weird busking sometimes....& people saying"Hey......you're that geeezer.....who was on Pizza"!
                  Oops!
                  I have to weasel away!
                  P.S.Cheeers!
                  [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    #99
                    P.S.I was asked to be in the Pizza movie just before i left Oz.......as it was a tv series.......but i was already....booked for something in Europe!What the heck!Probably just about the only role...i'll ever get as a jester!Just joking!
                    Frig it!Jester's aren't really in high demand these days!
                    P.S.I don't care......i'll goOOSe....on.....until i'm all Rumpled out!
                    P.S." [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !"

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Hi.....i'm Rumpelstiltskin! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
                      P.S." [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "!

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Oops....for taking the piss!
                        Can't believe i just did all that!
                        I had to get up to 100!
                        Gorblimey!!!
                        Frigggin' write anything!
                        Not easy when.....
                        you're feeling...
                        like a moth-ball....
                        that's lost....
                        it's scent!
                        Anyway....enough of this nonsense!
                        Much regards....
                        Rumpelstiltskin.....
                        The Weasel Kangaroo GoOOSe....
                        from everywhere at once!
                        The Nincompoop extraordinaire.....
                        chameleon...Shape-shifting....
                        roostery netwit!
                        [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Butterfly Man
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 1606

                          I just saw Rumpole on BBC World ... I'm pretty sure it was him ... it would be pretty hard to mistake him for someone else wouldn't it? I mean Gorblimy if I did make a mistake ... then who would I be missing? Would it be Rumple or the other guy ... and for that matter, what would I be taking? And would I be taking all of it in or maybe just some of it away? And where, ultimately, would it all go, if you did, indeed, take it all away? Would anyone know who it was when it did arrive, and what if it arrived unannounced ... would it be put back in it's original place ...

                          -does anyone else smell napthalene?

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Gorblimey&gt;!I'll get back to you on this one Butterfly Man.....but first i have to go & audition...as a giant mothball...for a movie.....called..."Moths Around The Candle Flame"! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Rumpelstiltskin should have a wild gooOse chase with himself! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Should a fairy.....come and take Rumpelstiltskin on an excursion! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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