Rumpel GooOSe File Worship Like Never Be-4

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It's all gherkins & asparagus from now on......so let's get on our rocking chairs & Rock The Shop with Gherkins & Aspargus!
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Ich harte gern spargel!Yes I do like asparagus!Spargel Asparagus Rocks!!!
Ich harte gern ghurkin!Yes i do like gherkins!Gehrkins Rock!!!
Gherkin Beer & Asparagus Whisky
will be the next thing out....so if you're keen....come on down to the goblin market......& get a hit of this oddball concoction goblin juice! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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Where would the World be without 3 more gherkins?
Look at the pompous gherkin man come waddling along with his purple tartan wind~bag....ready to pipe us into the Land Of Giant Green Gherkins! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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God made little green gherkins for a purpose you know....... [img]tongue.gif[/img] !

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Is it 1940.....or am i just so precisely wrong that i'll get it sooner or later when i'm right?I'm completely kerflumixed out of my monkey puzzle because i've just slipped on a squishy horrid bumpy gherkin that a silly pixie...just pranked me with & there's stars spinning around my head & ontop of that i'm having weird astrological transits that tell me to go back to 1940 or else i'm gherkin~meat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I think i'm going to shrink myself into the showy shop~talk incredible shrinking gherkin man & take on the Universe armed with a tragic gherkin-pox pistol in my tartan holster!If you try & play with my gherkins you just might.....get completely gherkin-bumped all over.....as i am the Incredible Shrinking Gherkin Man!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Mamma Mia.....hear i go again!!!
Mamma Mia......there i go again....my my...here i go again!
Mamma Mia...yeh...yeh....here i am again.....my my....yes i go again again!
Mr Gherkin....here i am!
Yes!Yes!
Here i go again!
Okay!Hand over the gherkins.....
& i'll juggle them....
for 49 minutes solid.
Go...go.....!
Go & throw em....yes...yes....before i go again!
Throw...Throw....yes throw em' yeh yeh!
Gherkin...me me.....
Yeh Yeh.....here i go again.....Yah Yah! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Yes....i guess the only true occupation that i can fool-fill.....is weazel!Would you agree with that?
Have you got a job for me.....where i can just weazel all the more i like?If so....please don't hesitate to get in contact with me......& i'll weazel away the days.....until all my weasels come at once! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I'm off to the GooOSe~Shop.....walking with my splendid spotty spetz....& perfect GoOOSe~suit....all the more merry for more fun to be had.I'll probably be able to squeeze a gherkin off the shelf there as the owner really likes the way i squeeze those silly gherkins with the eyes that roll around 360 degrees non-stop....while also giggling in unison with all the other gehrkings of different shapes & sizes! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Is it 1950....or is it time for me to GoOOSe~Around~The~Clock?
Oh crikey!I'm going to be on TV soon....as i've just been invited to host the "Fabulous Gherkin Family Game Show!"
I couldn't believe.....it when the phone rang....but i've now been snapped up like hot~cakes!I thought the day would never come.....but it's time to get~up~&~go......as how could the time be better for such a golden opportunatey....to come to a GoOOSe who fooly deserves it!Honest~to~God i'm in the mood now to tag along with the letter "V".....which i want to interpret it as "V"...standing for Very,Very,Very silly!Yes!The God's Must be all crazy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Come on...is 1,951 posts enough.....or not!I'm not get any replies.....so i guess i'm the victum of my own Goofus~yo~yo World here!How am i going to turkey out of the situation.....& pigeon along with all this dorked off delirium?I may as well purchase a double~decker & deck it out with sqwarking gherkins....& do burn~outs all over the country until i retreat to a wagon with missing wheels...& a pet squirrel that keeps...drinking all my wormwood whisky! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I've just hit the Jack~Pot & i know exactly what i want!At last being a Jack~Of~All~Trades has paid off.....as i've just struck pot~gold lucky...which already is making me put on the ritz!Oh.....i'm in a sensation to razzle~dazzle & garb myself with sequins from head to toe!Oh yes!Open up them Pearly Gates & roll out that red carpet over the entire length of the bridge....as here comes the King Of Lucky....ready to stride with prancy steps....everso glitzy!Gosh!There's babes all over me!Gosh!It makes me twitch my whiskers....almost make me riddle with my shtick! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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5,300 posts to the Blah Blah Blah section!I'll keep going & blah,blah,blah.....until blah...blah..blah....blurs me out!Blah blah this...Blah...blah that!
Give me a B
Give me an L
Give me an A
Give me an Aitch...
What does it spell....?
Blah!
Blah Blah!
Clap,Clap,Clap!
Come on let's all do the Blah!
Let's all blah...blah...blah...together!
Are you all with me on this.....?
Come on...do the blah....
yes...do the blah,blah,blah.....
Do you all agree that Blah Blah Rocks??? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Do you love Blah Blah Blah? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Do gherkins turn you on? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />