Rumpel GooOSe File Worship Like Never Be-4

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you love money? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!That greedy goblin over there is getting himself off by rolling frogskins around his stonker....while sticking coppers in his crack at the same time!He is a non-stop money machine...& is completely all for getting more money than he can get his hands on! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The GoOose Files are going no~where but that's all right.....because i'm a no~where weasel.....who can't even live in a castle.....so don't worry because i'll be more left than right by crikey!Are ya with me aye!Well aye,aye,aye!Give an "A"...to the silly GooOSe-Weasel hooked~nosed jester & i'll rattle on more of this poppycock....until a rooster comes along & says..."Please cock-a-doodle-don't!"
That might be the hint i'm looking for....to actually just utterly GooOSe-For-It until the sun completely shines out! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I hear voices in my ear....saying"Go GooOSe Go!"
The crowd is on fool~ovation & screaming out"Go GooOSe Go!"
There's a fool house...with a fool in the house.....GooOsing Out To The MAx....In Fool-On overdrive.....so just keep cheeering"Go GooOOSe~Go~!"
Much regards from the fool who can't stop rocking the GoOOse Onwards!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've just scored a Royal Flush....& i've been nominated to take over the Kingdom Of Authority to replace it with The Kingdom Of Free As A GooOSe!This Kingdom....is for fool's to fool about in the most healthy humoured way possible....so to regenerate...goody~goody vibes to flow freely...& out into the World..as to restore the waves of humanity's good nature! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who wants to be perfect? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I bet you couldn't out~smile a turtle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to start up Rumpelstiltskin's Kingdom Of Rhubarb.....& i will be my own Blah Blah Blah Jester! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where's my wind~up GooOSe!I'll wind it up to it's fool extent & watch is GoOOSe all over the place! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!If that wretched hairy troll attempts to sit on this see~saw....it will probably catapult me to Kingdom Come!I will hit the roof of the Universe & bounce back to Earth & perhaps land ontop a gaggle of geese!That would probably be enough to bring the house down....& then every star would turn into a gooOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Arhhh get off ya high horse Henry.....or i'll get my crab to nip your lithop until it crumbles at the feet of Raymond the rhino-beetle!Do i make myself quite clear! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Eeeeek!I can hear the Knight Of Kitsch go...klakkety-klack....all through the hall of bric-a-brac.....on it's way....to rescue.....the Princess Of Pig~styes from her shrinking room of plush...pink-fluffadelic...mold-moss...seaweed...ridden toys of desire! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to log off before my turtle-head pops out! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I've been feeding myself too much rhubarb!I'm just about to lose it!Ooey!I have to friggggin'......GoOOSe~for it before i'm a public disgrace! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where should i run to.....McDonald's....or some GooOSe-Field somewhere? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]