Rumpel GooOSe File Worship Like Never Be-4

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Once upon a time there was an eternal city that would never see the end of the day until along came a God....& starting munching it up.....as the people there were extra sucky....& wanted to go somewhere.....through & through...& they certainly did get to the bottom of the story! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all take to the woods....via a time machine & find the renaissance of nature again.....so we can get out of the past....& back into the future again! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!There's circles of pixies.....going around in my mind....interpreting their own mind's & getting me to channel their thoughts.....onto the open page.....so..to take the edge off.....me taking the guilt.....of making wordy mistakes....& things getting wrongly percepted by the mind's of who read this paradoxical poppycock of eternal whatever gibberish!Oops!I have to clear a few pixies from up stairs as they are making me ramble utter~gutter gerbil...God~forsaken~mistaken literature from empty spaces...of wordy,ectetera's! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have one protruding taste-bud on the tip of my tongue & i'm going to pick it with my goblin tweezers until it decides to frig off & lower it's self~esteem.....& let me suck this Ever~lasting Gobblestopper without any slight interuptions! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't turn up your nose on me.....or things will turn topsy~turvy.....& i might turn upside down & walk on my hands a crooked mile until i see a fool moon rain tripe & onions...until we all throw in one's lot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to go on until the end of time....& then get a well-earned rest at the end of the tunnel! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Roll out the red~carpet.....because the King Of No Authority is just about to make his presence via a donkey led by a tribe of Roosters....in approxiamtely 43 ticks of the asparagus-stick....on that giraffe~spotted clock....squashed in that tartan wall....in the background!It's going to be a fool's ball tonight....so put on ya dunce-cap's & all drink merry together...as it going to be the best carnivalesque Merry~Go~Round Party Of Parties....not to be missed.....this one round!P.S.Cheeers & hope you can all come....in the spirit of motley mirth! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!That aardvark must be worth a bob or 2?Gosh!I would go on a wild~GoOOSe chase just to score such an abstract picture of reality!Perhaps i could fork up enough frogskins to hire it just for a few minutes?I'll train it to yodel gibberish so then i can set it off into the World.....with pur rhubarb purpose to cred itself with!Anyway i have to go & train my pet rooster to entertain the next crowd fool of non-stop poppycock!Yours sincerely The Eternal Earl Of Rhubarb! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh God!I'm against the clock....& above everything else....i'm fooling without permission....because all authority has gone defunct....because i've goosed the wires....as i've been elected to spread the art of GooOSeyness through & through....here,there & everywhere throughout all the Kingdoms....of all ranks,shapes,sizes & sorts....so please hold your horses & your Excellency....will be with you shortly if you can wait.....till you're all worn to the frazzle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all giggle senselessly without measure until we crack the ice of Ruthless Authority.....to take heed in our frivolity....& obey that's it's such a good idea...to sow the seeds of the Up & Becoming Eternal Kingdom Of Laughter!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Show Must Go On....even if it is stopped! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to abandon one's post & set sail on the Ship Of Fool's until i sail through the goal posts of unexpected folly...& into the World Of Mirthful Dreams Of Fool Funny Reality! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to fly my GoOOSe to my castles in the air.....& burst out into uncontrollable laughter as i jest away the days.....high up in cloud nine....from castle to castle! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to dive down the bottomless hat of eternity & hope i come back up with the good...& that being...the Holy Golden GoOOSe Egg of course!Here i go.......down the wishing~well hat....but i have a Mary Poppins umbrella to bring me back....if things get too seedy down there! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are you just winking you cute....fluffy~wondrous fairy....to tease me....or have you got an eyelash stuck under your eyelid...or perhaps even a mosquito? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]