Rumpel GooOSe File Worship Like Never Be-4

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gherkins are flying all over the place & there's no way to avoid them.Imagine if there were gherkings just flying all over the place everyday in every way!Oh gosh!Gherkins!Gherkins!Gherkins & more gherkins!P.S.Etc Gherkins! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

GooOse!GooOse!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOSe!G ooOSe!GooOSe!GooOSe!
GooOse!GooOse!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOSe!G ooOSe!GooOSe!GooOSe!
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GooOse!GooOse!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOSe!G ooOSe!GooOSe!GooOSe!
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GooOse!GooOse!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOse!GooOSe!GooOSe!G ooOSe!GooOSe!GooOSe!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> GoOOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> GoOOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> GooOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> GooOSe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What happened in 1783?P.S.GoOOSe? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cork up that ourang~utang's bottom because it's popping off relentless gherkin fumes....& it's doing my head in!I might be a 3-toed Sloth....but that ourang~utang doesn't get cred over a sloth by doing that! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have some gherkin milk ya silly pixy & it will give you enough sustenance to run up & down that hill 55 times.Go on.....slurp it up that twisty & bendy pink straw....with your nose.....& it will give extra....odd power to you!Go.....on.....do it ya friggin' scoundral.....funster of senseless mirth! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to ring up a fairy & ask her....if she wants to go to the Goblin Market with me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop farting around......or i'll get an extra cute fairy to tease you completely over the phone....until you get the most dreadful phone bill on Earth.....ya flippin' Duke Of Drongos! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh....for "F*@k's Sake!"The toilet from next cubicle has over-flowed.....& my bags are on the ground.....for crying out loud!I'm going to flip my lip & run around like a frigggin' nutter down the street & into the open public like a gOOOse on the looOse in the complete nuddy & all the tit~head bobbies will be chasing after my trail & slipping arse over head left,right & centre.....whilst i scoot off like a gherkin~mad.....idiot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm got a tremendous urge to transmit some pixy roots all over the Universe....in the most true pure pixiesque way......so free....like off with the fairies & all that! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm in a catch-22 situation because i'm in a pickle.....because there is another gherkin in my other ear....& i can't hear what i'm trying to say to myself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Lordy....lord my tuxedo has gone all mouldy!I left it in my friend's wardrobe but his joint has a severe case of rising damp!Oh....well what the heck.....i'm off to the punk picnic....so the Universe provides again....with Choice Taste! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey you tickly punk turkey!Let's do the bush~turkey trot....& trot-a-tot-trot!Do the left trot!Do the right trot!Let's trot off.....& off until get trot on the right things that needs to be trotted on! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

More Rubbish to come.....so sit back & relax....& munch on a few gherkins or something.....& here i go.....whatever.....etc... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all make some gherkin tarts & have a gherkin tart throwing party!Is anyone up for that?If interested.....please don't hesitate to contact me & let me know by crikey!P.S.Just joking! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]