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[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

England 1 Argentina 0 ....What a great day !
Oh no... then in comes Lucky with a blindin' left foot, takes it up the back, across but there's no-one there, desperate now, left hook, turn, twisting tumbling, he really is on his own here, tries a diversion; attacking non players, no good, he needs to stay within the game, oh, no, really showin his true colours here, playin dirty, can't get a handle on it, miss hit, turns for the goal, but he's in the wrong end, scores an own goal ! Is it all over .... it is now.
Still its England 1 Argentina 0.
Too good a day for Richie to come close.
Nice try Richie.
Made me laugh.

Come on England............

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Debbie,
surely the people that were there,for the flip of the coin were the last one's to have the last laugh!

I thought it was actually quit a SAD moment for all,especially Gary!

I know Nick Nickalos was not laughing!

But Oh well if that is how you deal with the Truth of your past,then so be it keep on Laughing my dear,it will manifest in some other area of your life one day!

Ps- good to see you being blindly postive!

LDR

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Peter Voice,
I wondered where you were!

Good to see you in front of a computer,rather than in front of a Bar!

Alway's the voice you will let us know you are!

The only word that I can think of is ,"Consistant"!

[Peter Voice]

Your lexicon never was very large, Richie, nor your glossary very polished.
Keep trying though, don't let us discourage you.

[Thom]

Everyone,

OK, that's it! I can't take it anymore.

I just won't be the only performer here who isn't in some sort of silly flame war... I just wont' be ignored.

So, I'm officially picking a fight with um,... FIREGIRL!

Yes, that's right Firegirl.
You suck, and um... your show's not good and uh... a bunch of other nasty thing too. So there.

Oh yeah, and I also call your sexuality into question numerous times.

I feel better now.

Long live satire.

Martin, it's your turn.

[ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: Thom ]</p>

[Butterfly Man]

Oboy, a fight ... ok ok ... bring it on!

Wassamatta? Your heart in your mouth or your boots?

If no one else care to battle with Thom ... then I’d like a go and I promise do it in a Japanese way.

Well, Ok then ... here, is my first response:

Thom san, chotto!

P.S. I am not bowing over 10º right now.

[Thom]

NOT BOWING OVER 10 DEGREES! The horror!

I spit on your ancestors!

May you die in the streets like a dog!

Your mother was a gerbil and your father smelt of elderberries!

I wave my private parts at you!

I also call your sexuality into question many, many times.

I scoff at your heritage.

I believe your abilities as an artist to be at a sub-standard level.

Oh, yeah.. and Your Mama! Sucker!

[Peter Voice]

A fight! What fight?

Just wait until I untangle myself from under this barstool.

I wanna go tag teams with Debbie against any-one (actually the term tag team implies two of you).
Give me my airbrush and 5 hours with Debbie and I'll make Richie look like 60's wall paper. I too can stop a show by baring my arse but I can think of many more pleasant ways to do it.
C'mon Mothman, Firegirl, Thom, pick pardners and get ready for .......................

THE CIRCLE SHOW AT THE OK CORRAL (alright, it's p.net ergo it's OK, Okay)

Lighten up, LDR, the stuff you are spouting about others is telling us more about you than it is about them.

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events and small minds discuss people" Winnie the Pooh.

[ 06-08-2002: Message edited by: Peter Voice ]</p>

[em]

C'mon, I'll give some one a wrestle! i'll put me spandex tights on and wear a little cape saying "The Eagle" or "Emma The Awful" Anyone, mmm?

[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

Is this the only thing you can get me on?
Is that it ?
'The Truth of my past' ? What one thing? Nothing else? What about the rest? ...That I used to be a bitchin' hoaring, dogging, evil, nasty, bullying, venim-spitting, blood-sucking harlett, way down in Texas?
Get real.
There's nothing you can say to me Richie that affects me.

Nick - spelt Nickolas - as you well know is a very good friend of mine and Gary's - what makes you think that you can say ANYTHING here that hasn't been said before?
Any peace I made with my partner I made along time ago.
Digging dirt will do you no good.

The Truth about my past ?....
I've probably made several mistakes in my life Richie, but at least I can honestly hold my head up and say I haven't terrorised and bullied my way up the ladder.

[Chance]

Okay Thom, here goes...

You. Are. Too. Tall. For. Your. Weight!

Ha! Take that!!

[firegirl]

someone said there was a throw down going on over here & i had to come see...

i, personally, shall choose the non-present frack for my tag-team partner... tho' the idea of going up against peter, chance or martin scares the livin' bejeezus out of me - i am confident that we (frack and i) shall triumph - as i will stun our opponents into a drooling daze with my the revelation of my ample cleveage (and, perhaps the pickle trick) and then frack shall whack them in the noggins with the bar stool he has attached to his penis.

if that doesn't work frack can throw 'fishwiches' at y'all, while i bore you to death with my recitation of useless random trivia facts.

...i am laughing for the first time in days...
~firegirl

btw - chance, you are so right. thom is too tall for his weight. i'm suprised that the balmy tropical breezes here in nola don't blow the damn beanpole into the mississippi... [img]wink.gif[/img]

[ 06-08-2002: Message edited by: firegirl ]</p>

[Peter Voice]

You'll never make it Firegirl, one look at a naked, body-painted Debbie will reduce Frack to tears and, as soon as I pull out my airbrush, he will roll over, sit on his stool and do as I ask. I would paint rare orchids on that celebrated decollettage whilst Debbie stood by unmoved by such beauty (I might need help at this point) and if needed I will do my world famous "one-handed-5-hula-hoop juggle" just to finish you off.
And all that is without Debbie singing.

And as for the lepidopterous one, come on, Bev and me vs you and Kumi, battery only appliances and no balls barred.

I must admit that Emm in spandex is a lovely thought but I can counter that with the thought of myself in lycra. I have the body of a god, unfortunately it's Buddha.

PS. Greg, try to keep up.

[ 06-09-2002: Message edited by: Peter Voice ]</p>

[Thom]

You have to admit this is much more fun (and creative) than a real flame war.

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Your mother's a man.

[Doctor Eric]

As I'm currently on tour with Frack, I must inform Mr. Voice that if the painted Debbie doesn't work, all he has to do is......
feed the man some wheat bread.
He will cry himself to death.
Real food is Mr. Frack's achilles heel.
Don't tell him I told you.