baroque Rumble

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey....by jingles.....Mr Crumble Ooopskin here in a flying whizzzzzz.....as i have to go somewhere.Ooops for jesting...saying that i was in Amsterdam.....well i am now....i was just being a GooOSe!!!Golly Gosh.....the Baroque Rumpel category has gone through the roof....quicker than a hog falling off a log!
I was in Vienna.....& bumped into Chance....coincidently.He gave me his phone-number & said i could stay the night.It was the first time we really met!I thought i was going to stay at a friend's house.....but was stuffing around in the day.....& by the time...i rang my friend....my timing didn't rhyme....as they had to go out.....& it was getting late....so rang Chance & he put me up for the night.Anyway i better hit the frog & toad.....before the shop closes!Gorblimey!I'm a friggin' GoOOSe aren't i?Crikey!Jester's are good at coincidently causing catastrophe's...or even apostrophe's....or even spelling mistakes.....or even completely GooOSeing Up!Don't worry dooods....it's my fault....i'm just a friggin' GooOSe!P.S.Ooops & Cheeers with everything!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[martin ewen]

Rumple
thanks for clearing that up, you may be a goose but to actively participate in a deception where you denied being at chances place when you in fact were strikes me as more than just a casual slip.
It was your input that started this ball rolling and I'm not going to roll over and play all contrite when you have been used to set up a deciet.
So no apoligie forthcoming and a small hollow victory based on a lie goes to chance.
Ho hum.

[Chance]

[quote]Originally posted by martin ewen:
[QB]When Rumple tells us all he was at your place I'll issue an apoligy but he'll have to explain why he posted from amsterdam questioning whether there was more than one rumple first.[QB]<hr></blockquote>

Martin, you are a presumptuous asswipe of an excuse for a man. The issue at hand has not so much with your (imminent) apology, but with the fact that you would dare to confront me as though you are more intimate with my own life than I am!!

You.are.an.ass.wipe.

For hating me as much as it seems you do, you sure waste no time or effort keeping neck deep in my personal affairs. Get it?

...Getting weary from holding my breath...

[Chance]

[quote]Originally posted by martin ewen:
<strong>Rumple thanks for clearing that up, you may be a goose but to actively participate in a deception where you denied being at chances place when you in fact were strikes me as more than just a casual slip. It was your input that started this ball rolling and I'm not going to roll over and play all contrite when you have been used to set up a deciet. So no apoligie forthcoming and a small hollow victory based on a lie goes to chance. Ho hum.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No Martin. That's not how quickly it fades away.

You called me (and by association, my girlfriend and Rumple) a liar.

You said that Rumple had never stayed as a guest in my home.

There never was any deception, merely your own personal opinion of me clouding your otherwise perfect objectivity.

You are a lifeless fuck-wit, badly in need of finding your own life so that you can abandon mine. Any more unwanted familiarity from you and Katharina might start wondering!

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Chance ]</p>

[Triona]

Hey guys can we calm down now.... this is beginning to sound like a Trevor rant.

Okay Martin, Rumple did say he was at Chance's and you did say you would apologize if he made this statement. I don't think you should hold it against Chance if Rumple didn't explain his nonsense (let's face it, if he tried this post would be 200 messages longer).

I don't know the history between you two nor do I know either one of you personally (yet). I do remember the shoe thing on the old board, it got really ugly. I don't understand why you have a problem with Chance, but right now you appear to be someone who has a credibility problem. You said you would apologize, now be a man and do so.

This will undoubtably get me flamed to the heavens, but the more I read your posts Martin, the less I want to meet you in person (and the less I think of you, as a person).

Can we play nice in the sandbox now???

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

As in "I apologise for holding Chance accountable for an obvious lie, because now I see there was a further ruse afoot, and I made the mistake of believing someone I thought more credible?" Blech. I would rather hear the insipid mental meanderings of a toll booth collector from the New Jersey Turnpike, going on at length about how his promotion to head collector has been held up by that supervisor jealous of his talents, as we linger in a drunk tank with bad lighting, metal bunks, and a hole in the floor for a bathroom, wondering if death will show mercy and come around.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

arrrhhh gosh!Just let the whole thing blow over....as the few words i just typed off the top of my head in a minute...were intended...for no real reason at all....just for nonsense's sake!I was on my way out.....so just typed anything....in a whizzzzz!I'll make sure that i don't do this again.....well certainly in this context!Gorblimey....i'm a real fool's fool at times!Ooops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
Let's all just patch it over & forgot it....as it's not really important!Cheeers!Crumbleforeskin The Friggin'"Airy Fairy"! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Chance]

Rumple,

Do not take any of what you read here personally. You have done absolutely nothing to be sorry for. Nothing! You just keep on being you no matter what, okay? Promise?

The matrix which makes up the foundation of this "discussion" between myself and Martin is quite old, quite complicated... and seemingly, quite hopeless.

It was wonderful to have you over (Katharina has only the nicest things to say about your visit), and it would be a pleasure to do it again some time.

Be well.
All the best...
Katharina & Chance

[martin ewen]

27/4/02

4-39 chances first post
4-42 chances second post
4-47 Rumples first post stating he's in Amsterdam and asking 'whats going on?'
I apoligise for being set up and stand by my assertion that Chance engineered a deciet for his own smallminded pleasure.
Again, ho hum

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: martin ewen ]</p>

[Lance Coombes]

Geeze guys! Give it a rest already! Whatever the past may be, it is clear that Chance and Rumple were just joking around and being silly! I am new to this site and already feel like leaving! 90% of the posts from today are all about this stupid issue. And personal insults about photos and such just take away from anybody's credibility. They sound like lame-ass insults hurled from a drunken heckler. Let's ALL give it a rest.

[Chance]

Just as I thought from the very start: In like a hurricane and out like a cough, eh Martin? By now you have this down to a science. Just scream loud enough and throw as much mud as possible in the shortest time and pray that enough of it sticks to the intended target. In magic we call this 'misdirection'. But you forget with whom you practice, and I almost never get caught looking to the wrong hand.

Your last letters sounded so absolutely pathetic that I almost felt a twinge of sympathy for you. Almost.

I was prevented by the fact that I am sitting here in my home. The very same place where Rumple was my guest. And close by is my lovely Katharina. All of which were attacked and polluted by your perverted attacks of recent days.

Do not expect me to let you get the final word in this. It won't happen. You wouldn't dare to behave like this towards my family of myself in person and walk away unscathed, so what makes you think it will happen here?

So your final whimper was that you were "set up". How wonderful for you, that your fantasies include me and my family. You could indeed live in a fantasy world of far less interesting characters. To think that Rumple and I were sitting here in my flat writing innocent funny letters to ourselves, for our own personal sense of fun and self-gratification, never mentioning your name (nor the name of anyone else)... and yet, in your twisted world this was interpreted as a personal invitation to become so involved, and eventually, so disenchanted.

After cutting through all of your shit here, the bottom line is that every claim you have made against me here has been proven a lie.

...Rumple was indeed in my home as a guest.
...Rumple was indeed sitting on my floor playing his guitar.
...Rumple was indeed writing a two-part letter with me, and after switched to his own signature.
...Rumple was indeed on a bus to Amsterdam just when I said he was.
...At no time did I pretend to be Rumple; all letters clearly contained my own name and signature -- except for the first one where it was indicated that he was coming to write something.
...And I will not even attempt to condense the parts regarding your lies and insults of the past 3 years.

Again I am caught off-guard by how surreal all of this seems. I just can not understand why doing a good turn to Rumple would release such agressive behavior from you. From anyone for that matter. For me to have to waste even one sentence on such a thing is truly incomprehensible.

But, as I have said, I will not idly stand by while you or anyone else unjustly attacks -- as you have called it -- my credibility. If you find some kind of sick twisted gratification in the fact that you can get me to respond to your insults and lies, it only shows what lies deep within your heart and soul, not mine.

You have been weighed and found wanting.

[Chance]

Oops! Almost forgot something... GoOsE!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Peter Voice]

Oh really chance, for goodness sake, you were caught out making false postings repeatedly on the old boards and you proudly posted your abusive response to an aspiring student who wrote to people here for advise. Your style is also reflected in your attitude on the pitch. You spout pious crap out one end and deceive us at the other.

If you are so powerful and self contained, why do you bother to f**k around with us.

Surely it's enough running from the "Florida Lesbians".

BTW Your memory is either pathetic or selective because we also have met in passing, Jody Wrights office in Christchurch, I was busy and ignored you.

[Chance]

Will wonders ever cease? The circle is now complete -- Martin, Prof and Peter Voice all together in a single thread. And all three showing such repose and self control. Glad to have you aboard, Peter. I was actually wondering what took you so long. Must have been sick or otherwise indisposed and away from the keyboard. We are all just one big happy family aren't we? I am sure Jim is so proud of us.

[quote]Originally posted by Peter Voice:
<strong>Oh really chance, for goodness sake, you were caught out making false postings repeatedly on the old boards<hr></blockquote>

What exactly is a false posting on internet bulletin boards, Peter? One where I say "Suerte" (the Spanish version of my name) instead of "Chance"? This is suppossed to be a bad thing? If so, then please tell your alter ego Professor Willie B. Shaffted it's time for a name change.

[quote]BTW Your memory is either pathetic or selective because we also have met in passing, Jody Wrights office in Christchurch, I was busy and ignored you.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I am so busy laughing right now I can hardly type! So if I "meet" another human being that has their back turned to me it somehow qualifies as a "meeting"?! This is the best you can do? Why bother even opening your mouth, Peter? Oh my God, there are tears coming out of my eyes right now from laughing so hard....

[Chance]

Darn it I keep forgetting....

GoooOOOooSsSSe! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />