Should Rumple have his own Forum?

[Triona]

[quote]Originally posted by Rumpelstiltskin:
<strong>ISN'T THAT JUST FRIGGIN' CRAP!I just lost a few hundred letters as i didn't log into my Hotmail account.....before they decided to swipe me off their list!I didn't use my Hotmail account much......as i prefer my other.A friggin',friggin',friggin' drag though.........as there were some stories there.There's nothing i can do about it now!Gee........!Anyway ......i'm off!I'll get over it! [img]confused.gif[/img] </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, they're quick to do that now... I'm always getting reminder notices about the size of my account (just have to delete the junk mail) [img]smile.gif[/img]

GOOSE!

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Should Rumpel have his own weasel? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh...there's a hairy cuddly cat scratching at the door....trying to get in......so i better go!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I can't remember what has happened to my towels?They all just mysteriously disappear.Lately on occasions i've been drying myself with my 5 cent Roger Ramjet t-shirt that i got from a thrift shop ten years ago(what a bargain aye?).My Roger Ramjet t-shirt has been through it all!He's a proton pill king!I even sometimes jump around on a pogo-stick to the Roger Ramjet song!Toodleloo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gherkin Flute
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I play my gherkin flute
to pollute
the air
everywhere
with my pixie roots!
P.S."GooOSe!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Don't Disturb My Newt!"
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Don't niggle my newt
you burly brute
or i'll poke you in the bottom
with a thing
that's awfully rotten! [img]mad.gif[/img]

[worldwidese]

Slip of the keyboard, Rumpel! There should have been an OR in between Nativity and Jerusalem. We visited the Church of the Nativity butI hated it as it was so commercial.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Rumpel Stiltskin here back in Amsterdam..........so cheeers for now etc by crikey!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Danny Hustle]

[quote]Originally posted by Rumpelstiltskin:
<strong>Mr Rumpel Stiltskin here back in Amsterdam..........so cheeers for now etc by crikey!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nobody knows where his nose goes when the doors close! Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I'll never forget the time....i lost my lunch-box of noses......as i had some original castings....& other nose bits.....inside.It suddenly stormed on me 2 days later that my nose-box was missing....& then i looked all over the city of Sydney....looking for the darn box....in all the places i had been.To my absolute astonishment....i found me...friggin' nose-box again at King Kong's Crazy Prices Centre....in the squeaky crab section!What a complete friggin' fluke or what.....that they were still there in the heart of the city.....in a real busy shop....& still there!Arhhh the Universe provides!
I also remember about 11 years ago i lost my silver ring.10 hours later i realized it was missing & i walked all the way back to Kings Cross from Redfern.....& still it was on the middle of the main foot-path there!I couldn't believe that no-one saw it(weird)!
It was bizarre losing my jester's hat in Edinburgh......a few years ago.....& only realised as i was just about to walk out the door....as i had all my other garb on...& then realised it wasn't there at the last second.I realised 2 days later really as i took a day off from performing!I put signs up all around Edinburgh...saying"Reward If Found!".with my mobile number.....& 2 days later when i was in my show....my phone rang...& someone said"I've got your hat!JUst before the end of the show.....my hat turned up......& i was well happy!The World surely is weird!You just can't take it for granted!
At the moment i have a friggin' stye again....again in my left eye!Does anyone....know how to get rid of the friggin' thing?I just thought it was a bit pimply again....so again i tried to prick the friggin' thing!Anyway i have to dash.....so cheeeers & hear from you all in 3 minutes or so etc + crikey!Cheeers!Signing Off Rumpelstiltskin The Universal Nincompoopster! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

P.S."GooOSe!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"?" Can you get your head round this one? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Ya friggin' pansy!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You've got an Elephant stonker for the rhino-horn giraffe-neck jestress who has a castle full of elephant apples & rhinoceros-beetles haven't you....ya friggin' sissy! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If anyone has some spare gold....that would be absolutely FAB....as i need some now...by crikey....so i can rub it on my stye!That might get rid of the friggin' bugger!Gorblimey!Where on Earth can i get a good size bit of Gold that i can get an edge on so i can rub it of my styes that i get...whenever the friggin things arrive?Anyway let me know a.s.a.p about the free gold....or else i'll have to friggin' spin some....somehow?That will really test me....to see if i really am Rumpelstiltskin!P.S.Ooops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />