Should Rumple have his own Forum?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Rumpelforumskin here again & again & again & again & againy.........+ infinite againy's sending greeeeeeeetings...greeetings,greetings,greetings,g reetings & many more & more greetings to everything on Earth.Just joking?No i'm not!Hello,G'day,Howdy-Doody,Hi-ya,Ello without the "Aitch"!
Gorblimey!Why the Hell not?You're welcome to start up the Rumpelforumskin.....if you think i'm worth it......& then i'll probably cut sick.....like a foolish fool,fooling,fool on til the end of eternity + 1 day.....until....the Universe....is fooly off! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Maybe you can call it Rump'sForumskin......or Holy Gherkin Twisties as suggested or Thimblestiltskin's Nincompoop Chatterbox World Of Whatever?
Oops....i'll tell you in a few days....what i should call....my friggin' forum....if ya.....all up for it by crikey?Shit!I'll never be able to get away from myself now!What the heck.....reality is another story.......I'm a 21st century Mythological Pixie,fairy,elf,jester,munchkin,gnome,ninnyhammer, crumpetweasel,ninnigan,gnome,jester,puckish imp,satyr,thimble collexting.....Ooops.....i have to get off this computer before i get decked as there's a real cue getting me.....me...me off....& some chap.....is almost getting a parking fine&gt;OOOps i have to go,go go.....& go .....so Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[scot]

I say he has his own forum of free reign no one else is allowed to post to it and he isn't allowed to post in any other forums.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I'm a real friggin' GooOSe!I just did a hat-trick.......three 4 hour shows over 3 days here at the Adelaide Fringe Fest.Last night i could only squeeze out an hour though.Oops.....& Toddleloo to you all!Signing Off Mr Puniverse The Weasel in Reverse! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I can't stop being a "GooOsE!"Ooops!Did another 4 hour show.....with half an hour included early this morning.Crikey!The show must go on....................... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[Neil Brown]

Forget "Forum"- Rumple should have his own website someplace.
Neil
PS: gooOse!

[le pire]

The geyser Rumple spouts occasionally has some gold in it, and it's great having him around. I'd hate to see him "censored" or "contained", but frankly I find it annoying to log on and see 20 new subjects, all Rumple's and then find him GOooOoosing all the other topics as well.

At times it's just "cyber graffiti" and I feel that it takes away from other members of the forum, both new and old.

So to answer the question, I think he should have his own forum, but not to feel "restricted" and to go ahead and GOOOoooOSe.


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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Rumpel Stiltskin here sending greetings.Crikey!Ooops!I guess i was taking the piss a bit by getting on a ridiculous tangent.....of starting up categories galore.Don't worry......as i will hold back......& keep it to a minimum as far as categories go.It would sometimes almost tell a scrambled eggs story....just ready the category titles.....by going down & seeing what sort of a sentence it would make.
Gorblimey!I accidently did accidently did a 5 hour show last night.Tonight i will have to cut it short......i guess as it's a Monday night.I usually do the late...late...late....night grave-yard shift.....the late....very early morning gnarly show.Anyway i better hit the frog & toad so cheeers by crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Good Golly'!Oh no.........i did another 4 hour show last night!It's becoming addictive!I can't stop!I hope i'm not getting on anybody's nerves?Oh well.....what the heck!THe show must go on!Signing Off THe Scrawny weasel! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Gosh!Just did another 4 hour show....two nights ago....but last night could only do 2.....as there wasn't the audience for it!Probably because i started too friggin' late...well too early in the morning!MUch regards to the Munchkin Land!P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!No-one has posted anything since yesterday........as this category didn't get bumped down by crikey!Oh no!I did another 3 hour show last night!Gosh!I've really been doing some late night,gnarly....grave-yard shift spots.Last night a giddy-upped on some huge big tramp....& then he put me on his shoulders & swung me around like a helicopter.....whilst i had my spring-shoes on.Crikey!At times......i feel like a fruit-loop magnet.Golly ol' gosh....there is a big REV-HEAD FESTIVAL on for the next 3 days........so i better put i my Mr Puniverse outfit on........& let em' have me!Ooops!Just joking!Anyway i'm off like a pansy sissy......looking for Tiny Tim's castle!Toodleloo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Stiltskinny here againy.....wishing things well!Gorblimey!It's all over here in Adelaide....the Fringe Fest has come to a halt!Gosh!I was lucky to get through the REV-HEAD FESTIVAL......which was adjacent to the Fringe Fest over the last 3 days.I did some nonsensical jestering in the markets area.....& did cop a few remarks from a few rev-heads here & there.Quite a few of them even sided with act which was a bonus......as harsh heckling can be......a real draining drag at times.One bloke came along & flopped his chopper out......in my show....& then i callled him a "gay red-neck"& that got him started.He then flipped out his willy again.......& then i told him to "Go & suck his mother's cock!"The guyy just didn't seem to get the message & then he flashed his.......flop-stick again.He then tried to wind up some guy in a remote-control wheel-chair....& then the guy in the wheel-chair ran into him.....making him back-off.Again he came back....& was
...a real hassle.A rev-head entered & tried to wind me up then another rev-head sided with me....& told him off.He then wanted to have a go at him...& then his mate.....was going to jump in...until another rev-head....jumped to the scene....& scared him off a bit.There i was.....like the pixie-referee.....trying to stop the rev-heads having a go at each other.It was weird that most of the rev-heads sided with me.......& it all ended peacefully.It was like some twisted psycho-therapy session.All in all......it was quite an odd occasion.......& the bloke that flipped out his willy camme me $2!The World just doesn't make sense!
I did a few more 4 hour shows.....& ended on the last night with a 3 hour show!Anyway i better hit the frog & toad byy crikeys!Best to everyone & cheeers!Much regards..........Mr Rumpity-Bumpity.....the Eternal GooOse-Machine!No.....the Eternal GooOse Weasel Fairy! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[The Had Matter]

Rumple - How do you manage a 5 hour show without getting bored/too knackered/running out of stuff to do?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh........it's weird at times.......that it can be more buggering to do 20 minutes.....than it is to do 5 hours!I just keep going until there is no-one left in the audience.Sometimes during real long....stints....people go to bed......& come back the next day....& the show is still going!In times..to come....i should work on shorter shows.......because i guess it is a little ridiculous to keep to 4 hour shows in a row......day after day..when there's a fest!
There will certainly be a day......when i do 43 hours non-stop.........but i think.....it would be more cosy.....to have an on-stage kitchen.....toilet,shower....& bar etc.Maybe i'll just do a live-in non-stop cable television show......oneday......& do a fool 43 day show!Gosh!I'm just joking!Life in itself is a show by crikey!Perhaps.......i might just hang out with the Tibetan monks....for years & become one with the Universe!Signing off Mr Rumpity-Bumpity!Cheeeers & all the best with everything to everyone!P.S.GooOOse! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Danny Hustle]

Last night I was driving home in a fairly heavy snow storm with my wife and 3 year old son. Suddenly, a truck flew by me at about 70 throwing snow from hell to breakfast and damn near running me off the road.

Without introduction or forethought a voice not quite my own flew from my mouth and said, "Gorblimey! What a Gafilbergeezer! Crikey!"

Should I be concerned?

Best,

Dan-

P.S. GooOse!