Should Rumple have his own Forum?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooopsy.....Oops...& Ooopsy-Whoopsy.....this "Crikey~Thing".....is getting blown out of proportion nearly!Soon the whole World.....will be caught on to the "Crikey~Craze".....as it could become a Universally contagious interjection word.....with more meanings than one!I have even got people in Eastern Europe....hooked on the "crikey".....word(no~joke!)!I don't even know why i say it all the time myself?It just friggin' pops out in every few sentences.I'll have to make myself "Crikey~Proof!"Just joking~!Crikey on.....Dooods!P.S.Ooops+GooOse & throw in a bit of "Crikey!"& you can't go wrong?Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[The Had Matter]

I
Crikey!
Know
Crikey!
What
Crikey!
You
Crikey!
Mean
Crikey - Crikey - Crikey - Crikey - Crikey - Crikey

AHHHHHHH!!! GooOse!!!!
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[worldwidese]

It does get a bit monotonous. But there are plenty of worse words, so let's be grateful he doesn't slather us with scrapings from the bottom of the vocabulary barrel.

[Dom]

Getting back to the track..

Yes Jim, give Rymple his forum "RympleForumSkin".
He's definitely earn't it.

And for those that haven't seen him, it's impossible to
accurately convey but wild to watch (although the long ones
are an acquired taste). I have digital footage of him rocking
the Fremantle Festival last year which (with his permission)
am happy to encode into small web style snippets and then pass
on.

He can actually work within our usual formats (like 45 minute slots), and in the finale team show, Rymple went on and did 12 minutes that had almost every performer watching rolling all over the ground.

May the Goose forever be Loose

Dom

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The GooOse is back......but in a dash.....as i'm getting 15 mins free.....on this computer....as i manged to wing it by fluke....due...to the chap behind the counter......seeing one of my long stints!For friggin' sake.......last night i was the guest act for the album launch for a band called Pornoland......which was fun enough until i juggled my half size guitar & it bounced of the roof & then the neck snapped off!I just bought the bugger of a thing on the same day as well.I threw squeaky lobsters....& a squeaky crab....& a few puffer fish....& a large green pair of scissors & a few pairs of Y-fronts into the crowd.....& they threw em back by crikey!Also jumped around on the pogo-stick for a while.....& did karaoke style sing-along to Sister Janet Mead's song"Our Father Who Art in Heaven".THat went down well.Crikey!Got tangled up in my friggin' stuff & swung my spinning-hand around & the mike-stand came tumbling down.After i juggled 3 rubber snakes & then fell over backward & landed on the drum-stage & knocked off the snare-stand!What the heck.....the show must go on!I lost a few things but was lucky to find em' all after the gig.One of my balls got stuck in the roof panel......& my rubber fish was stuck between a crack in the stage boards!Anyway i better hit the stick-insect & rhinoveros-beetle so "Toodleoo To You all by crikey!"Ooops for getting a bit monotonous.....on over-crikeying everyone out.......so i'll come up with some more crikey equivalents!Cheeeers for now & p.s"Oops!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I should get some snippets some time......with a castle in the background......whilst i'm performing to the geeese in the moat.....laughing with their nice-neat white geeese-teeth!Geeese don't have teeth.....but it sounds good!
Perhaps i add some snippets when i finally do some jesting with the backdrop of the medieval stonwe-walls of Tallinn in EAstonia!(oops!Estonia)!
Crikey!It's tricky for footage to capture you....when you're truely in those ethereal moments......when magic really happens!It's like trying to fine-tune your.....e.s.p(extra-sensitive perception)....to capture.....fairyland.....in the visual form......for the eyes of the World to see......via the goggle-box!Crikes! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who's this Rumpel geeezer for crying out crikey's sake? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr GooOseskinny here sendings greetings out into....& beyond the Twilight Zone!
Cheeers for the compliments Dom!
It would be good to be in Freo....but send my regards by crikes!
Gorblimey!Today i was in a hurry & i locked my friend's bike up with his combo lock....& when i came back i couldn't undo do it....even with the right combo.It switched on me....& i was there for 3 friggin hours & still couldn't get the bugger looose!Drove me friggin' crackers just about!It was just locked around the back wheel.....so i carried the bugger quite a distance & now my muscles are still sore.I need to grow some bigger muscles.....but Mr Puniverse isn't such a bad idea.
LAter in the day i went to friends flat...& had to put my boxes somewhere else.I found some...not so new latex....& the friggin' lid popped off & latex went all over the joint.Took a while to clean up!
Also later in the night i was riding back to another friend's place on another 10 speed racer & i had about 4 big plastic bags full of junk & the friggin' bags got caught in the wheel(the bike was too friggin' small)& i stacked....& holes were torn out & noses fell out,& bits & pieces everywhere & it took some time to regather the trail of bric-a-brac.Oh well what the heck!The show must go on!
Crikey!There's a never ending supply of tales like this.......but i better not drive you around the bend with all these stories because....the real spinoff of these true-life tales....just becomes a deja vu within a deja vu......trails & tales of deja vu!P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I was in Canberra for Easter......Canberra by crikey.......at the National Folk Fest.....busking away.....tooth & nail.....slinging them frogskins together.I stepped on my false teeth in a show & then they snapped in half.....& then the next day a kid stepped on another pair of my false teeth & they also snapped in half.What a drag.....since they are $20 a pop!Some kid flogged my slinky.......& then my other slinky got all tangled up......& my friggin' mini-disc player was making complete warped noises....which are ...all typical things that seem to keep happening......which makes the idea of a show without faults humanly impossible...as far as i'm concerned!Ooops!The light has just gone out!I'm off!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!It's weird how you can spend so much time & money just correcting all your mistakes!I think i'd probably have another 5 years of time......to add to my life.....if i didn't spend so much time looking for things.....& correcting all the ridiculous errors.....i keep constantly making......like losing my rubber brain in Adelaide......& .losing my false nose 3 times in a row....in a span of 3 hours etc!Oh well what the heck!Such is life! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gee..the last day of the Canberra Folk Fest.....a friend said that i could sleep in her van.I also borrowed someone else's sleeping bag as i forgot to bring mine....for the event.I lost my friggin' toiletries bag......& rang around....but was lucky that i left it in a friend's car.Earlier in the night i went to get something out of the van.....& i only realised at 5a.m the next morning....when i was really buggered that i had accidently locked myself out......so i slept in another friend's van(lucky it was open).....but rolled up in a ball...as it was friggin' freezing!What the heck by friggin' crikey!

[worldwidese]

Boy, Rumpel,
You sure got in and out of the Middle East at the right time!
Imagine being holed up in the Church of the Nativity in Jerusalem right now! You're better off in Canberra, even if it's freezing.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rumpelstiltskinny here in Adelaide again sending greetings!The Church Of Nativity is in Bethlehem.....Worldwidese.The day i was leaving Jerusalem.....a Palestinian man really wanted to invite me....back to his house in Bethlehem.....to have a chat....& stay the night.....but i was already pressed for time....to make it back to CAiro as my flight was leaving the following night!It's a bizarre World....as you never know where you'll wind up at times.....................?
It's good to be back in Oz.......but i'm off to Europe again in less than 2 weeks on Egyptian airlines again....so i'm sure i'll stop in Egypt again on the way back!
Crikey!I was at the medieval ffestival ibn Adelaide....& i forgot my wretched nose-glue which was a real drag.....as i ended sticking my nose on with cement glue.....& it didn't reallyy tickle at all!It king of stung!Anyway i have to go so toodleloo!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> P.S.Also some crazy girl there kept jumping up on myy back & trying to roll me into the ground!The World is weird! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

ISN'T THAT JUST FRIGGIN' CRAP!I just lost a few hundred letters as i didn't log into my Hotmail account.....before they decided to swipe me off their list!I didn't use my Hotmail account much......as i prefer my other.A friggin',friggin',friggin' drag though.........as there were some stories there.There's nothing i can do about it now!Gee........!Anyway ......i'm off!I'll get over it! [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Gee Jim......perhaps the Hotmail people telepathically picked up on the Rumpel Invaders game......& left me with nothing when i logged in!I'm buggered.....& have to have 40 winks..........so ciao for now! [img]eek.gif[/img]