Has Anyone Got Any Gigs For Me?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig & i'll be as happy as a king?
No give me a gig & i'll be as happy as a jester! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I was walking around with my goose....& some nincompoop liked my wretched goose & offered me a gig.....just so he could get his rooster....too....in on the gig aswell!
Doesn't make sense does it...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if i'll ever actually get any gig from this thingy category i frigggin' accidently popped up by oopsy Universal force?
Maybe an ourang utang might help me get a gig....so i can make a fool out of the zoo keepers!You never know?
Blimey!I was in Thailand not long ago....& i saw a little elephant take a piss right in the middle of the street!I've never seen anything like it!It was almost like a fire-hydrant going off!The Universe is twisted!Hats off to elephants as they truely have the most amazing nose on Earth.I fed a couple of pickles to a baby elephant on the street & it grabs it with some nobby bit on it's nose & then curls it's trunk round into it's mouth to give it the full munchy munch munch!It was weird to see a stray dog barking like mad wild the elephant was taking a piss by the buckets full! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />