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I've got a booking for myself in Uzbekistan.....in one of my dreams.....in 43 days from now!Crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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The fairies are telepathically hypnotising me...to come & play for them in Fairy Land!Should i take a break from performing & let them catch me in their net? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Where are they?
Give me a gig.....or else i'll blow my trumpet!!!
Hurry up or i'll call the police right now!
Come on....give me a gig....or i'll get a rhinoceros....to trample.....all over your.....tartan picnic blankets!
If you don't give me a gig.......i'll throw asparagus-sticks at you....until you laugh your head off!!!
Come on.....what are you waiting for......by crikey....hurry up & don't give me a gig right now....ya complete utter champion....champster.....fabulous whatchamacallit!
Thumbs up.....or thumbs down¿
Whatever?
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If you don't give me a gig.........i'll go out & rake in some folliage.....if i make any sense at all!Gosh....i'm forgetting how to spell!I'm the skinny hunch-back broomstick weasely jester from Nowheresville.......so go & cart a troll around in a weather-beaten wheelbarrow....will you...ya Indian giver.....drongo....money spinning champion loser! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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Crikey!Is a rooster's gig just to annoy the Christ out of people?
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Give me a gig will you?Am i risk?Jester's are a bit of a risk these days!Are people afraid of them outdoing Ronald McDonald?
Ronald is God......& what can we all do about it?
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Gorblimey!I'm forgetting how to work?
Crikey!Give me a gig......or i'll never busk!
Oh.....crikey!I might have to surrender and compromise to some sort of formula.....sooner or later......or i'll never be able to get off the street!
Either that.....or run off & away into the mountains of Tibet...Nepal....or somewhere & forget it all....& become a monk....or perhaps.....stay on the streets & wind up a punk.......or join a tribe of fairies......up in the air...where's there's castles made of sand!
Just joking!
I'm just going to keep on making no sense at all......because the bottom line...is.....i can still survive........as i'm a gooOSe......or a weasel......& i get by!
P.S:Give me a gig........or i'll call the police!
Oops!
Don't worry!I'm alright!Cheeers! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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I'm going to perform on every single island in the whole World!
Give me a gig.....on any tiny fragmented island.....& i'll go for it!
I've still got 953 years left in me yet.......so hurry up & offer me the offers.....or i won't be able to get on with it.....until i'm 153!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Do i have to dress up cool to get a gig? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Do you think gig options for jester's are thinning out these days? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Give me a gig....so i can feed my turtle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Give me a gig....& i'll get a kookaburra to laugh in your ear-hole! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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I'll be the first jester on the Moon!When will i get the gig? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Give me a gig as a busker!Just joking! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Come on give me a gig you patriot of the arts! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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