Has Anyone Got Any Gigs For Me?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a giggly gig or i'll just have to giggle until i get one! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

World Goof~ball(GooOSe~Ball)requires gig instantly before i turn into 3 Geeese plus 1 more GooOSe.....so please hand the GooOSey gig over or else everything will turn into a GooOSe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Post a gig opportunity here to Mr Rumpel Stiltskin a.s.a.p!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumbs Up for Weasel Power!!!I've just been invited to set up the Weasel Tent at the Festival Of Weazels....so i'm jolly well wrapt about that!Oh it just makes me have to giggle non-stop until the geese come home!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> + etc(Xtra)"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to start up the Festival Of Love....a.s.a.p....so let's all work on it...together & then we'll all be guaranteed....to have a lovely time!P.S."Love Rocks!!!" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can see a gig coming my way....right now.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Be prepared to give a weasel-GooOSe a gig......as it can go either way.....a flop or it can Rock!!!It's a bit of a fifty~fifty situation......either a hit or a miss.....so what the heck are you waiting for....?It's a 1 in 2 chance by crikey!P.S.The GoOOSe Is A Star On The Flop or A Floppster On THe Rise!P.S." [img]tongue.gif[/img] !"
P.S."GooOSe's Rock! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you don't have any gigs for me.......
do you have any gigs for my pet rooster? " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"THE UNIVERSE HAS JUST OFFERED ME A FOOL~TIME GIG!"
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if a rooster has ever given a gig to a gooOse? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you give me a gig......
i'll except 43 cans of gherkins in return(no~joke!)" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig....or i'll make love to an armchair a.s.a.p!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If someone offered me a gig in Antarctica.....i would most probably go along with it....if it was for a good enough reason.I will perhaps even do it oneday!Time will tell? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to train up a pet rooster to perform tricks.....& let it earn my castle for me!It will do so well.....that i will manage it for the gigs!Narr frig it!Give me a gig.....before my rooster giggles for me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Well go on...ya pansy......give me a gig......or i'll give you one!JUst joking?P.S."GoOOSe!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]