Has Anyone Got Any Gigs For Me?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Okay!Where are they? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[peterpanic]

hey rumple- i think the wall street journal is hiring. how do you feel about working with an editor?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Golly gosh!Maybe i should get a job editing for the "GooOse Times Magazine"in GooOseville.......if it exists? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[le pire]

I think the Wall Street Journal also has an opening for a correspondant in Pakistan...

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Perhaps i should have tattooed on my forehead"Give Me A Gig Or I'll Call The Police!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to get "Crumbleforeskin Is A GooOse!"tattooed on my forehead......& "Go away or i'll call the police!"tattooed on my rump! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine getting invited to a Hell's Angels gig.....as a pixie!Gorblimey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

someday i'm going to do the "Country Gherkin Festival!"Toodleloo......ya GooOse! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm off to do a gig in Uzbekistan....at an orthodox sheik party....somewhere in a pickle field....which is managed by church mice!P.S.See you there geezers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on what are you waiting for.....?Give me a gig will ya!Go on....or i'll give a gig to a team of Munchkins so they can perform to me.Perhaps i should give a gig to a pixiet jestress so she can perform for me!Crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does anyone know what a Munchkin is?Are you with me? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Triona]

Munchkins are the holes Dunkin' Donuts pokes the in their donuts.

Cinnamon rules! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I should hurry up & get booked fool time for the Eternal gig in Fairy Land!P.S.I'm off with the pixies! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to enrol at the Geeese School & become a fool time GooOsE! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's the Raggamuffin~wombatpossum~weasel~whatchamacallit here looking for a wishy~washy gig.....far & away off the richter-scale......& so forth etc?P.S.Please let me know within the next ticks of the ancient grand-father clock before i go utterly swanky! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />