Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's the GoOOSe of fool's here back write now....you complete utter champions.I think the Rumpel Forum has come to a halt....even though it never was.....so "Cheeeers With Everything....Etc & Oops!"....because the Crumbleforeskin Empire Is Declining!Much regards from ya GooOSey nitwit...Rump The GoOOse!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think.....this thread will be closed at exactly half past artichoke.....as it's going no~where whilst in search of everywhere....or is it going everywhere in search of no~where...or know~where?I nose where it all is! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!...... where's my.....etc? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Holy Gherkin Cheezle? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm on a crooked journey...straight through all this tittle-tattle quest like a dizzy gooOse...equiped with all this stuff & nonsense trying to get hold of the boisenberry bunyip at the end of the day!P.S. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Rumpel Files are soaring into the void of no~return & off & away wherever..............?
There will soon be the Rumpel Forum......
& then some time after....Rumpel Forum 2....?
P.S.What do you think?
Signing Off Rumpelforumskint...The Eternal Whatever? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What should i call them.....?
a)Weasel Files
b)GooOSe Files
c)Foreskin Files
d)Oops Files
e)Rumpel's Etc Forum
f)Crumblewrinkleskin's Forum Forever
g)Gherkin~Twisty Files....
h)Rumpel's Forum Of Infinity
i)...........


Oops!I have to go.....i'll let you know the other options when i can!Toodleloo & stay tuned.....if you wish! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i'm going to attempt to swallow a giant gherkin....& then make love to a can of asparagus while waiting for the Holy Gherkin Twisties....moment! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i'm going to get genetically engineered into the first fully gherkin~studded...Gherkin Man!I'll drive my gherkinmobile around wherever i go & cause a racket...to & fro....& drive away with the pixies up the garden path!P.S.Anyone interested in coming along....with The King Of Gherkin Pixie's? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i'm going to get genetically engineered into the first fully gherkin~studded...Gherkin Man!I'll drive my gherkinmobile around wherever i go & cause a racket...to & fro....& drive away with the pixies up the garden path!P.S.Anyone interested in coming along....with The King Of Gherkin Pixie's? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I slipped!I just posted the same post twice!Maybe i'll just keep posting the same post....post after post....!Gorblimey....i'm getting monotonous....but heck....what have i got to lose?P.S.Gosh! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Back In The Old Days....
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Back in the old days
my hair was grey...
Now~a~days
my hair is coloured with purple spray
which makes me grow back a few birthdays. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"The Lady"
============
There was a lady
who thought she was free
until a gentleman said he was she!
She screamed"Look at me!
You're not me!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I've lost control...........! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes.....everyone now says....."Go GooOSe Go!"Cheeers by golly ol' crikey!Thumbs up!The only way is up from now on! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get GooOseD! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />