Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bats
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Acrobatic bats
are swimming through the air
in packs
of beautiful black
to a land of elsewhere.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Pervert!"
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"oh...there's a male
looking under my farthingale!
I'll stick this umbrella down his throat
& feed him to the goats
so i can finish this rhubarb ale!"
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Omen Yellowish Frogfish"
=========================
"Oh,Yellowish Frogfish...
i received my wish....
Thankyou
for the few
trunkfish squishes!"
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What A Strange Letter Indeed
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Today i received a strange letter in the post!
It was writing on toast!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Cup Of TEa?"
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"A cup of tea?"
"Oh certainly yes...please!"
"Tea~spoon
or table~spoon?"
"I'll tell you after i've
completed this sneeeze!"
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Grumpy Goat
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A grumpy goat
once drank a gumboot's
woth of gherkin juice
just to please his owner Bruce...
who accomplished the feat
of drinking a moat's worth
of asparagus mooOse GooOSe juice.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Are Those Your Pixie Shoes?"
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"Are those your pixie shoes?"
"Who?"
"Your pixie shoes!"
"Who's Your?"
"YOU!" [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

In Strife With Life
===================
I'm somewhere in the traffic of life
feeling in strife
because i just am,
& i'm no longer a man...
but someone's wife!
[img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!The last post made 1300 posts
so i better giddyup my billy~goat
& get going
or perhaps
get in my life~boat
& keep rowing
as there's plenty
more posts
to get through
because i'm coo-coo! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to play a tune
on my spoons
& rattle away
the day
until i see the moon! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a GooOse~Frog
who was addicted to eggnog.
Oneday he hopped
on a log
& snogged
a hairy hog
in the brilliant
pettifog.
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

On the old front porch
with a cup of tea...
Sitting in the sun
having so much fun...
looking at the birds
& the bees
in the ever
so free
trees...
whistling &
rustling with the leaves. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello I'm the Wizard Of Flying GooOSe~Eggs
& i've got a lady~bug in my ear~hole
listening to my eaR~drum.....
humming away
ever so okay....
what can i say.....? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a fancy fairy
who would play in the woods
with all the funny fairies
as much as he could.
He would play hard
night & day...
far away
in the woods
with all the fairy bards.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a gooOse
who cut looOse
ever so arty
at a party
while eating MooOse!
Oops or was it mousse?

[ 05-21-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>