Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm absolutely nuts about Ethyl...the Upper Voltian hippopotamous.....as i'm an old completely weather-beaten heart-broken rhinocerous called Bruce who has eaten far too much gherkin-cheezle juice over the last 43 & a half years!Anyway she might come by my way....before i'm through with the Universe?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There used to be a total crack-pot pixie who was so obsessed by TV that he had to eventually wear special goggles to view the gogglebox!For some strange Twilight Zone reason he was vacuumed into the Tv...by a kooky black-hole!That was the last of him....& no-one could figure it out....as he had gone into infinity akin with the eternal figure ate(eight)!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Another trillion posts to go & then it's curtains once & fool all?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I know i don't stand much of a chance....but i'm going to be the first trillionaire on Earth.....by collecting thimbles!Put your hands up if you think it's possible?Oh!Well what the heck!You have to follow your dreams!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For heaven's sake i'm as rusty as a rake...
& as scrawny as a ferret-wombat-weasel.I'm looking for an old broken boot that i lost 3 years ago!I know it must be somewhere in this Universe?I'm not going to stop looking until i find it so Toodleloo to you all!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can everyone out there cope with this everlasting nincompoop gobbledygook quibble dribble drabble rhubarb la-de-dah...never ending higgledy-piggledy?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does anyone want any more?Come on be honest!Go for it........?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You can't please everyone....so i may aswell keep going....until i stop going!I'll just go & go & go.....until 3043!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine being in the same room for 24 hrs with a skunk....& fart-gas being sprayed,a dung-beetle,crushed stink-bombs & 43 farting Chihuahuas..that have eaten pilchards in aspic recently!Yuck!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hats off to the hat-trick pixie who has just hatted 3 hats after getting his pet roosters to do a duo jester act....as fool's fooling fool's!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't make anything out of all this sense!Just joking!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How can we totally define the existence of reality....as far as all things go...in this boundless Universe!Maybe there are also other Universes beyond this Universe?Dimensions within dimensions!How ethereal do you want to get?How can we unravel the peels of the infinite Question Mark?Paxvobiscum?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm getting out of tune with reality.....so i'll just get in tune with fantasy!Just joking?Reality is stranger than fantasy?Well reality creates fantasy doesn't it?I'm just GooOseing here on a gobbledygook boundless fribble mission!Everything weird...but mankind.....is bound by human perception!Does anyone really know what's going on?
I'm just guessing.....fucknose!This is going to take more time....than time itself to figure out!What the heck!The Show Must Go On....!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does anyone really know what's going on?
This makes post 888!Gosh!I'll continue until 8888.....or 88888 or...888888....or 8888888...or 88888888!What about that?I'll stop at 8 eight's...or perhaps until the last 8 is ate!That means i have to wait til infinity is finally eaten!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i getting carried away or am i just a GooOse?