Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kuckuck kreuzzug!
Kuckuck kreuzzug!
Schwatzen Schwatzen!
Glocke,klingel,
glocke,klingel!
doof zwerg
bogen....
Beifallklatschen!
Zerfressen Erde!
Unterhalten ewig
Libung basein!
Erfahruny
extra ungewohnlich umfang!
Tanz Tanz
gaukler,clown,
eins
zwei
drei
vier
funf
balle
jonglieren....
werfen
fangen
werfen
fangen
werfen
fangen
werfen
fangen
dotzen
drehen
fangen!
Ich liebe Dich!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a skinny nincompoop
who only ever ate fruit-loops
He would walk his turtle
& forever gurgle...
day after day....
until he completely
blew his bugle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that kangaroo
wondering what to do
as the wallaby
hops over to the tree
while looking
at me...
ever so free!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooh-la-la
super
extra
ooo
pip-pip
heehaw heehaw
la-di-da
baa...baa
baa...baa
Huzzah Huzzah
oy oy oy
ole',oops!
Alleluia!
Cock-a-doodle-doo
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
All Hail Ahoy
All Hail Ahoy....there
polly want a cracker
polly want a cracker
okey-doke
okey-dokey!
Hallelujah....
hear ye go...
here ye go....
Hooray!Hooray!
Bravo by jingo!
Cheeers!Crikey!
Crikey!Cheeers!
Toodleloo & fare thee well!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Nose to toes
toes to nose
Rub toes
& nose...
nose & toe...
& make a wish
whatever you wish
& may your wish
come true!
Nose on toes
toes on nose
rub,rub,rub
& may your wish
come true...as
free a floating
thistle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pixy who made a time machine
& fooly exploited the future....& made a walloping zillion....in no time at all!It didn't last him long because his time machine went kaput in another time...which didn't recognise the currency!The pixy remained moneyless in the kingdom of lost fortune!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll just keep doing one more until there's no-one left on the Planet!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Love makes the World go round
so let's all get sound
so everyone can love everyone
everywhere!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Huzzah Huzzah For The Jester!
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Put the jester before the castle
for he has made us laugh....
more health....
than all the wealth...
of that lonely castle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm off to ferret-out....weasel my way out of...to escape the situation....& scape-goat myself....into another....fantasy land....where...i'll be spoon-fed mangle-wurzel soup...all day..from scrawny...outragous....pixie widgeon tamers!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

O',Oh,O'...Ole!
Um...um...um..umpteen
thingamijigs!
Ere,ere,earwigo...
eeeeh.....eeeeh...
eek!eek!eek!
so-so...fifty-fifty...
Thrifty pigeons....
peck..peck..peck!
Viz...whizzzzzzzz,
ZzzzZzzzZzz's....
betwixt & athwart...
ZZzzZzzZzzzz's
vis-a-vis...
face-to-face...
vice versa...
oodles of umpteen
zzzzZzzZzZz's
utterly zilch....
& zillions of ZZzzZzzzz's
Chock-full
zzZzzZZzZzZz's
Awake the fool
with a roostery cock-a-doodle-doo...
you GooOsey...GooOsey GooOse!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Um diddley dee
I'm higgledy-piggledy-dee...
piggledy-higgledy...
um diddley dee...
Diddle dum
dum diddle
diddley dum
dum dee diddley....
Giggley wriggley...
wriggley wiggles
Sguiggle Squiggle
giggle giggle
guzzle guzzle
by higgledy dee
dee higgledy
pee...piggledy...
wee...wee...
Oh Higgledy-Piggledy
piffle pollywog
pollywog piffle
Throw me a pompom
& i'll gooOsey-woosey..
ever so goofy....
like a daffy kooky duck...
looking for a GooOsey...
to duck...& gOOose with!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pixie street gooOse....who always made chickenfeed hats...as a gooOse-tamer.He would make the goose eat the colour of a random fruit-loop chosen by a volunteer....& then hiccup in time to a broken metronome!He became terribly unstable because he thought his act would be a real winner!He did this relentlessly day in..day out until he was chased out of town by another fruit-loop!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Quite a number of years back i was in central Slovakia....in a little town called Spiska Poprady(have i remembered right?....& not so far away was a sprawling castle in ruins!I went on a mission to check it out....but it turned out to be hard work as....it was a bit of a walk...& especially through all the snow!No one in their right mind....would be bothered to trench through that thick snow.....& try to get to the walls of the castle!I didn't know what i was in for....as my steps were getting deeper & deeper until i had snow nearly up to my waste!I thought..."Oh well i've got this far....i may as well get there!"
There was absolutely no-one else around as it was the winter.After quite some time i made it the the base of the castle....& then had to move around the wall gradually until i got onto a path.I wlaked up the path....& clearly saw that it wasn't open.Still it was a kooky adventure on it's own...even if the castle was closed!I definately won't do that again.....as it was getting quite nippy by crikey!P.S.GooOse!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Another time when i was in Slovakia.....i made a pilgrimage to get to a Slovakian bagpipe festival in a tiny little town...that no-one had hardy hear of....called Mala Lehota.Some Czech bagpiper in Prague...told me it was on.I finally got there in the evening....& it was starting to get dark!There was hardly anything at all in this town....so i obviuosly ended up at the pub!Everyone was drinking heaps....& i had a beer as well.There wasn't one single person there that spoke even 1 word of English.I was hoping that the Czech piper might turn up....but he never did.I was at the pub for quite a few hours & then it was time for some bagpipe show in some hall.There were only Slovakian bagpipe players & also there was a czech-band...but not so much a pipe band.The traditional Slovakian bagpipes look quite weird some of them...as they have carved wooden goat heads....& a goat-skin bag.THey aren't as raucous as the Scottish bagpipes....but nowhere near as versatile as the Irish bagpipes.They are quite quiet aswell.THey actually look better than they sound.I was there at the bagpipe show for the whole night...& the pipers all got together at the end & had a feast.I managed to find a piper who spoke English & asked him if he knew of anywhere i could stay as it was winter time...& you wouldn't want to sleep out!He was quite friendly & introduced me to the whole bagpipe guild....& i even ate with them.Gosh!I was hungry as there was no food to buy in the town when i arrived except for chips at the pub.After dinner....which took a while.....the piper finally said i could come back to were they were lodging.Gosh!They surely get into the snaps....& gave me some aswell.How can they drink that much!Gosh!It tasted bitter & you just throw it down the hatch.Gosh!It fires you up!I managed to get a lift & the 2 car convoy.....took off....on a mission to get back after a long night!After about an hour of driving....suddenly the car we were in.....lost track of the other car....& the pipers were too pissed to remember which way was which.Our car went one way & then another......& then...eventually another car was beeping their horn at our car....as we suddenly got bogged.THe 2 pipers got out & we all tried to push the car up the hill a bit!The snow was so thick that you couldn't even see the road....but you could guess where it was.One of the pipers....threw up....& was feeling really pissed.We managed to get the car free & then drove around for a fe hours until eventually after much trial & error.....they discovered how to get back to their lodging cabin.We got back at 5 in the morning.We then went to sleep....& then...i didn't even no that they had to get up at 9 in the morning.As soon as the pipers got up...they just threw the snaps(like vodka)down the hatch a few more times & then were in a real hurry to take off again.I was scramblimg to get ready in time...as i wasn't aware of the plan....but by the time i was ready....already 1 car had left & then there wasn't enough room in the other car as it was full of pipers.They said catch the bus & took off!I didn't know where i was....& i didn't even know where they were going.The lodge care-taker couldn't even speak English either...so no chances of getting much directions from him.I just walked around & found a bus-stop & then saw someone....who indicated....which way i should go!I didn't know what to believe.I waited hours until finally a bus came(as there were only 2 buses a day....as this town was so isolated)....& then i got on....& was off.I got off in some other bigger looking town...still not knowing exactly where i was.I finally got a bit better picture where i was....& then got on another bus....& then quite oddly...i got off at other stop....& then wandered over to a log cabin...& knocked on the door....to ask if they knew the location i where i was.To my astonishment i had discovered where the bagpipe guild were again....& then they greeted me....& i spent hours there....which wasn't so exciting more me.After quite sometime...one of the pipers said i could come back with him....to another little town....to celebrate the end of the festival....in a tiny little pub...so i did.There at the pub was some old geezer who wasn't at the festival...but was one of the longest participant in the history of the Mala Lehota bagpipe festival.The piper's name...who guided me was called Milan Rusko...as i've just found it in my notebook.Milan & the older piper were good friends & they drank more snaps for hours & jammed together with the bagpipes for hours.The whole thing was mad.It was getting quite late....so we went back to the old pipers house & had some more snaps(but this time...the old piper's own home-made stuff...it was quite a nicer snaps).After a while Milan totally crashed out & was gone!I also was ready to retire & then i went to set my alarm clock as i had to get up early to leave the very early in the morning....to go & check out a castle.I looked at my clock....& noticed it wasn't working & then discovered that the battery had fallen out!I thought"Oh no!I have no idea what the right time is?"There was no chance of getting anything out of the old piper as he was pissed...& was listening to the radio.I tried to draw him diagrams...to describe to him...that i wanted to know what time it is.....but he just grunted & kept nodding off.There were no clocks in the house either.I nudged the old piper & then tried to get him to tell me the time by listening to the radio....but still he couldn't make head or tail what i was on about....& just kept nodding off...ZzzZzzZzzzzZ's!I thought"What am i going to do?"I really didn't want to stay another day there & it was on a weekend...& i thought that it's my only chance to check out the castle at Bodjnice(i think it was called?).I let myself out of the house & also had to jump a high fence.....& then ran down to the little pub which was on the verge of closing & managed to get the right time to set my alarm clock.I then ran back....& had to quietly jump the fence again & ever so quiet let myself back in the house.THe old man was awake & was grumbling....so i just went straight to bed....& woke up a few hours later to my clock.I then ran down to the bus station & managed to catch the bus on time.Gosh!Only a few buses a day too.Well only 1 to where i was going.I finally made it to the castle after a few connections....& enjoyed my experience after such a kooky Slovakian bagpipe timewarp.After the castle i went to Bankska Bystrica & walked around for hours.I almost got stuck for the night....as it was late....but met a student who smuggled me into his University boarding house.When i got to his room...there were about 5 people singing & playing the guitar & drinking.They partied on all nights...playing loud....so i didn't get much sleep after all.Crikey!I went to quite a few other places in Slovakia aswell.Even ended up at the Andy Warhol Museum in Medzilaborce right near the Ukranian boarder....as Andy's parents were born there.Kosice....was interesting enough.Gosh!It's a bizarre interior to the gothic cathedral there.Very quaint....well very gothicy!Also the gothic cathedral in Kutna Hora in Czech Republic is a real piece.It must have taken years on end to make them.I'm not religious....but still they're surely a piece.Anyway i'm off like a GooOse on the LooOse!P.S.