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I can see right through you as i have x-ray vision! 
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It would be so absolutely fantastic to have a portable storage system such as a black hole that you could throw down on the ground anywhere & put all your junk down it & then fold it up & out it back in your pocket!Then when you want to get something again....you can just throw the hole back down on the ground anywhere & jump down & get your stuff & then jump back out of the hole & then fold it up & put it back in your pocket again!That would be the ultimate problem solver just about!
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Gosh!The black holes out there in space can suck in everything around them....as they really are cosmic vacuum's!They can even suck in light!God!Watch out for them black holes!
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Are we alone in the Universe?
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Isn't it weird when you consider....the role of people in the Universe!We're all science!We're science laughing at science!Crikey!The Universe is just so organically cosmic!
all the food back in the 1800's would have been considered organic...as organic wouldn't have been considered trendy!Why do we have to pay more for the way food should be?I have expensive taste....organic food!If only i could afford it all the time!Anyway i'm off like a Munchkin's fart!
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Oh God!Everyone always wants to be right!Everyone wants to have the last word!I'm wrong?No!I'm write!Just joking?Don't take me too seriously....i'm just a GooOse!Making nonsense out of sense & sense out of nonsense!
Oh crikey!We're living in a World of Professionals!One day the whole World will become fool of professionals.....& there will be nothing more to be unprofessional about!Gosh!You have to be an organised jester....these days....if you want to be able to afford a castle!I wonder if a jester has ever bought a castle before in the history of castles?I've done the maths on it.....that if i keep going at the rate i am......it will take me approxiamately 1 million years to buy a castle!Crikey!The SHow Must go on....because i can't afford to stop!Wouldn't it be weird if it was the other way around....that the Show Must Stop....because i can't afford to start!If you don't give me any money....i'll just have to give it to myself!Anyway i'm off to swim with the geeese in the imaginary moat which surrounds a wall of words....the fool 360 degrees!P.S.Someone give me a castle or i'll call the police!I guess i'll have to make do with a castle made of sand.....or better still i will make my own cardboard box castle & live-off cardboard biscuits at the same time!I'm a 21st century boxes & bags Crumblescrapeskate Ratweazel by crikey!P.S.Ya friggin' GooOse!Signing Off Screaming Lordforeskin The Friggin'GooOse-Pixie!P.S.
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Oops!
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Don't you think that Roosters are the best organic alarm clocks on Earth?You can't get much more of a funnier alarm clock than that!
What would you rather be woken up in the morning by.......a.Rooster?
b.Bagpipes?
c.German Shepherd humping
the doonah with it's lipstick?
d.a mosquito stuck in your
ear-hole?
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Imagine if the World suddenly ran out of words!What would we do?
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I'm going to learn Extra-terrestrial language.....now there's a market!
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Look at the ZZzzzZZzzzZzzZzz's coming out of that goblin's bum!
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I remember this bus driver....in Sydney....a few years back who...would get out & do star jumps when he would stop the bus at the red light!He would also run on the spot!The bus ride would be a comedy sketch....& he would take the piss as more & more people got on!He would greet everyone getting on the bus...."with such a warm welcome",& would tell jokes along the way!He would say things like...."Oops make some space as there's an old lady trapped in the back door!"The whole bus would be laughing...& it really was a mobile comedy show!Quite a few people got to hear about this bus driver.....& i think he even did a stint on tv....as to the success of his normal day-job!It changed my day by crikey!
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I couldn't believe it when i was busking in Vondel Park in Amsterdam later last year....& a wretched Pekinese dog...flea-hotel...little bow-wower chased after my rubber puffer fish & gnawed it to buggery!I Friggin' lose more than i make!It's hard to break even when things like this keep happening!
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A good technique to make the crowd go away is to....let off a few stink-bombs!
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It's a drag those times when you fall asleep with bubblegum or chewing gum in your mouth & then wake up....just after you've swollowed it!I've done it a couple of times on the bus!
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