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Maybe the World Is Just One Big Game Show? 
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I'm going to have a race against time!
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What do we all want?
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The Whole World is one Big Show...& one big audience observing us playing our roles out!
Anyway i have to sign out now so"Cheerio & Toodleloo & Cheers & Ciao"....p.s.Crikey & GooOse!
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P.S.Toodleloo
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Hee-Haw
Hee-Haw
Hee-Haw
Rattle your gee-gaw
motley joker
& prattle
away
many a days.
Crop up your ass ears
& comb your frill
& riddle away
as you may.
Jest & jibe
tickle & hide
toss a ball
& watch it fall
point your toes
& pick your nose
Mock a rooster
puzzle a chook
dance with a turkey
& prance
ever so free
Sing a lullaby
watch a bumblebee
do as you like
but with spirit
of true fun
& your spirit
will be in hue
with the sun.
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Once upon a time there lived a little man who followed his nose everywhere he went...as we all do.He da quite an astonishing nose....as it was very round....& when he sneezed it sounded like a trumpet.This made all the village idiots roar with laughter.....but the little man didn't find it so funny.One day he thought 'bugger it!'& threw down his hat & started to sneeze in key...& played better than the local trumpet player...with just his nose.This amazed the village so much...that they all got so embarrassed & left the village for the little man....to keep all on his own.The little man didn't seem to mind....because all he wanted was his pet rooster to keep him company!
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One day i'm going to start a festival & throw in a tartan tipi,a giraffe,a team of nincompoops,hula-hoops,3 donkeys,a box of noses,a can of asparagus,gherkin beer,second hand fruit-loops,a lithop,a set of tweezers,13 thimbles,a lesbian jestress,a couple of frisbees,a few frogs,an albino chihahaua,a packet of cheezles,some jigsaw puzzle pieces,a few tiddleywink chips,some poker coins,umpteen whirligigs,some silly putty,weather-beaten artichokes,some loose marble,the imcomplete Mr Potato Head,a punching kangaroo,a chocolate crackle stall,unlimited helium ballons,a toy merry-go-round,an insect freak show,a miniature 3 ring circus for little red spiders,a goose charmer,some tiny boomerangs,a couple of yo-yo's,a rusty badminton racquet,a pair of goggles,a pink satin frilly frock,loose pairs of y-front jocks,odd socks,a bingo set,a Raggedy Ann doll,a broken pogo-stick,a packet of hundreds & thousands & of course where would we be without a Chinese Puzzle?
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So if you like to help contribute in anyway please don't hesitate & also you can sling us some frogskins a.s.a.p
Please send to Crumbleforeskints Festival Of Chaos Commmittee:
43 & a half/flat Z Gherkin No-Go Street
X8-3D-008 No-One's-Ville
Limbo Land
Oblivion
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In a far away land there once lived an alien who would twiddle it's antennae's while zipping around space in a flying saucer & zapping extra-terrestrials from all sorts of other lands.Oneday it's saucer got hit by a meteorite made from alien green cheese & that was the end of that alien's stint in the cosmos!
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It happened like this.....there once was a lesbian jestress who met a gay jester....sometime back in the 13th century around a castle moat....somewhere in the back sticks of God know's where?They thought'gosh....we would make such a good couple'so they said just for laughs....'let's change clothes'.The jestress became a lesbian jester & the jester became a gay jestress.Later on they straightened out & just became jester & jestress & after that they became neutral as they were changed into no sex at all.They were punished & became genderless.Gosh!Harsh times....back then....hardcore horseplay!
"zzzZZzzZzZzzzZzZzZzzz's" & then the camp Thesbian Renaissance Queen woke up & said"Was that a dream or was i really there?"
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I must tell you about the little pixie who used to chase roosters everywhere he could.Many a umpteen centuries back...there lived a fool who wanted to be able to chase...as many as 3 roosters at the same time....even if they went in different directions!He would completely lose his temper & throw a tantrum everytime the roosters fooled him....& he would then end up almost a complete wreck.He would always scream"I'll catch all 3 of you buggers all at the same time...in exactly 3 minutes from now!"
For years in...years out....this would continue to go on....with exactly the same 3 roosters.He drove the pixie so totally ape....that hair started to go out of his ears...more & more everyday...until oneday....he lost his mind & then the roosters caught him....& pecked his nose off.
"What a weird...weird...weird...story!"...said one Munchkin to another Munchkin & they lived happily ever after!
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I can see a frog
coming out of the fog
It's croaking
it's way through
the fog...
thick like smoke
& hopping
in sync
with every croak
Croaky..hop..croaky..hop..croak..hop
hop croak...hop..croaky..hop..Croaky
& then the frog
suddenly turned into
a pompous prince
smoking a cigarillo
through his left nostril
& then he blew a puff
of smoke
& Hocus Pocus...
& that was that!
Where did he go?
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"Nickoff
& Quaff
elsewhere!",
said Worzel
to Wurzel
while mending
his walking stick
& trying on a thimble.
Worzel then twirled
Wurzel's bauble-stick
until a little face
appeared
& said"Give me back
to Wurzel!"
& that was that...
Worzel
had a heart-attack!
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Watch Out!
Here come the
purple perm brigade
with too
many poodles
that will
go straight
for your noodle.
I'm not trying
to boo you away
...but they'll
make you go boo-hoo
boo-hoo-boo-hoo....
so give up
your noodles
& go
& do
oodles
of doodles
somewhere else
before you
go coo-coo!
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Higgle
& haggle
Haggle
& higgle
Junk
Rubbish
Trash
Begin
a bargain
Bargain
& begin
Cash
in your trash
trash in
your cash
Go for it
or it will
go for you
this is the sale
of the century
so throw us a fantail
...& sell
all your wares
before your junk
wears
you out
before you're done
ya friggin' gooseberry!.
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