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Stop Looking At Me!
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I've lost me friggin'thimble!
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Oh crikey!I'm too embarrassed do to a show again....from now on....i'm going to do shows where i don't have to put myself on display physically!P.S.GooOse! 
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Has anyone got any Cheezles?
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What about Cheese-Balls?
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Crikey!I fancied this girl....& so i gave her a wink....& then i found out she was a lesbian jestress!Damn!1 in 3 billion.....or perhaps more?
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There's 6 Billion People in this World & i'm surely one of the GooOse-Weazel's!
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It's not fair that ya get accused of being stoned when you just get natural bloodshot eyes from time to time!
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I'm
about scabies & thank God i've only had them once in my life!THe doctor kept telling me to put the scabies lotion on to get rid of them...only to find out later that i was allergic to the lotion as a skin specialist said....& was quite surprised to see all my hiddeous red bumps...that the rocket-fuel lotion had produced!
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Why can't turtles do this?
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Apparently it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile!No-wonder turtles don't frown!
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I shouldn't of eaten so many mothballs!Look At Me!
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I'm just so cool!Maybe i should go right now...to completely chill out in Siberia!
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This makes post 500 so i better friggin' stop!Well actually i lost 73 posts so maybe i'll keep going for another 73 posts.....& then i'll friggin' give it a break!
Anyway all the Most Absolute Friggin' Fabulous Everything To The Universe!
P.S.Peace,Love & Happiness for all things till the end of Eternity + 1 day!
Signing Off The Eternal Fool Of Comedy?
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