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How about we tie your hands behind you back, then hook a chain between you and have a tug of war!!!! COCKFIGHT!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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frack has actually seen pics of that on the internet. it's amazing the stuff that is seen when looking up piercings. if frack finds it again will put up a link to it. yep yep frack attackComment
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hey just saw pics up of lucky on half dans sword swallowing page. but besides this, the thing was saw luckys name on this page. lucky a sword swallower too?Comment
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oops yep yep frack attackComment
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Frackstar,
there are many strings to my bow,Mother Trucker!
What is this web site you are talking about?
I am hooking up with Crazy White Sean,tomorrow in Amsterdam not liturally but,looking forward to meeting the man himself!
I spoke on he phone and he said that he did a One hook suspenion at a Hells Angles party that is hard core,brother!
Let you know how it all goes,Frackkie baby!
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hey hey good luck and be sure to snap some pics if suspending sure all would love to see that. here's the sword swallower sight with lucky and pics on it yep yep frack attack
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Yes Frack,
I met up with "Crazy White Sean"!
What a great guy,he really is a good man!
It so inspireing to met a veteran of the Craft!
Definitly someone that pushes it to the limit and more!
If you ever get a chance to meet him,do it!
You both sound like you have a bit in common!
I am getting a cob web tattooed around my arse hole on Wednesday!
Wow,I let you know how that feels!
Hope you are well?
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Ijust wanted to chip in and say tattoos, piercings, body mods etc. DO NOT alienate an audience, but the attitude behind them can. I do fairly large shows, and my shows are 'edgey'... Actually, they are down right horrifying. I have a few tattoos, a pierced septum, and a forked tongue, and a large part of my audience is senior citezens and families, they are never alienated, just intrigued, and they always tip well. But, I balance out all this stuff by dressing nicely, and acting like a gentleman, I also have a few jokes where I outright call myself a lunatic (beat em to the punch, and hit em with reverse psychology I always say). As a matter of fact, the biggest laugh in my show revolves around a large tattoo on my back.
Nothing inspires me more than to be who I am, doing what I do, and having 65 year old ladies come up to me after the show, hug me tell me they were amazed, and drop a big bill in my hat. But, my intent is to get to those people.
By the way frack, good luck on your tongue, can you grab things with it yet? I used to be able to grab cigarrettes and twirl them around, and grab 4 quarters. Unfortunately, the damn things grow back real quick, and the split is too small to hold anything larger than a dollar bill now.
BTW frack, how old are you? I am sure you would love to come see our show when we come thru your area this summer, but we always play 21+ shows. Email me and I'll keep you posted.
Inevitably,Comment
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frack has learned control of each one, and is trying to keep scraping it as much as possible to keep it from closing. can pick up objects with it like pens and other things. crossing them over showing each one is a seperate muscle seems to get a good reaction. if it can weird out nadja of coal chamber sure it can weird out anyone. but frack take a look at your sight and email you tongight. yep yep frack attack.Comment
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Yes Yes Yes,
it is done!I got the crack of my ass,and up to the anus tattooed!
Wow,what an experince and glad it is over!
A big cob web,coming out of my butt!
LDR
Ps.you would love it Frack!Comment
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hey hey sure that one is very interesting, but think may pass on seeing that one when frack meets lucky. yep yep frack attackComment
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[quote]Originally posted by Lucky Diamond Rich:
<strong>Yes Yes Yes, it is done!I got the crack of my ass,and up to the anus tattooed! A big cob web,coming out of my butt!
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Why stop at your anus? Why not go all the way inside? You're going to run out of room eventually and you'll have to start finding other places to tattoo. I think inside the anus is as good a place as any to start. You could be the first person in the world with a colon tattoo. Then your could get one of those internal tube cameras and stick it up your butt for the finale of your show and show people your tattoo. Maybe it could be a nice poem or something. Imagine getting a poem tattooed on the inside of your colon? And then simulcasting it on a big screen for your audience to read. It would surely top Butterfly Man's Rose balancing poem recital during his finale.
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Damn, Jim! That stream-of-consciousness stuff gets you downright mean and uuuuuugggly! No more Castenada for you my man!Comment
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It wasn't meant to be mean or ugly. Just funny.
How about an esophagus tattoo... then you could swallow the tube camera like you'd swallow a sword and display a message on the inside of your esophagus.
Why hasn't anyone done this yet?
I'm joking Chance. [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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