What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to put myself on display...
for all the people..
whilst standing still
in my jockey y-fronts...
& see if i get a bill! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are we all just living in a game of virtual reality....or am i just a fairy? [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fence with your broken wooden sword....
around the garden fence
you hiddeous fool
with no sense of rules!
Go for Henry the garden gnome...
but don't charge at him
with your funny bone!
I suggest make yourself useful
& go & play
far out...
in other worldly zones! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & play bat & ball
with a nun
you hopeless
nincompoop on the run!
What's up with you?
Are you in the head
with jumping kangaroos?
I think you've lost it...
so keep up with your hit & miss
stuff...
until you've really had enough! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That fool
is spinning
a toy top
ontop of his head!
He's really round
the whirligig!
He's a full spinner..
a fool who thinks he's a winner!
Look at him go..
he's a go-goer...
& is even spinning on his toes.
He's spinning
from top to toes!
All he has to do now...
to top it off...
is spin something on his nose! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm an alien!I'm too foreign for money so keep it in your hat! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a silly little pixie you got a 1 dollar bill
from some horrible goblin police man....
because he accidently parked his tricycle in the middle of the pedestrian free-way! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Middle-of-the-road stuff rakes it in....because normality is far over-rated! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on hurry up!
My hat can't wait all day! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

We're all being watched by God...all at the same time! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are mosquitos God's humour to irriate us? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Flip a coin with 3 sides....& see who's the no frills nitwit...flippin' tosser! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You little bottler...
that's fair dinkum
dough
you pulled in for me...
so i reckon
we pack the esky choc-a-block
& drongo out on grog
until we're blotto!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think i'm going to "OD"...on chickenfeed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Lay a golden egg in my hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]