Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The little pixie feels great...
as he feels like he has won...
because he is the only one! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh go & cry off your worries...
on an old goblin's shoulder
you scrawny little runt
who's as sharp
as a razor that's blunt!
Frig off
you crap fairy..
or i'll get hairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop being so choosey
you gooOsey
droopy twerp!
Just pick a frigggin' pickle...
it's really simple
or have you got a brain...
the size of a little bird? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh that lady bird really drives me nuts!
I feel like i'm a scraggly mut!
Should i tell her to come over...
& tickle my toes...
or should i get her..
to pull my nose?
What the heck if she's a duck...
i could be in luck! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Buzz off!
I have to fly...
with some clowns...
to a town
where there is no flies!
All this buzzing
makes me stiff cheese
& old as peas
so give up...
& let me be! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The poor pigeon lost it's hole...
because it went out on a mission
to find an old bread roll.
It totally got mixed up
& ended up..
in another land...
where there were
no other pigeons of it's brand! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Batweasel,Sparrow & Wonder Hog are on a mission to unravel the plot of the riddle of the Universe.....but in order to do it....they have to get their heads round the chaos theory......which will lead them....into another dimension where nothing can be answered!Oops!This story has already lost the plot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Captain Sensible was ordered to become a human toilet roll dispencer....by a ridiculous....witch...which put a spell on him!
He totally lost his power to give out orders.....& from then on....was mocked at by all the fruit-loops...until oneday he suddenly realised that he wasn't good for anything in the first place! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop collecting junk....you hiddeous ratweasel horder!
Go & fuck a duck...
or turn all your bargains....
into a castle made of junk!
Stick a question mark flag on top...
& be your own king...
of the dirty rascal castle!
Hold fort weasel....
& expand your empire of junk
until you overdose on out-of-date cheezles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Some people are money-magnets....but i'm just a goose as fit as a fruit-loop! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Tantalising tango weasel queen...
dance on the Moon...
for us tonight...
as we will all be delighted
to play saucy tango tunes...
until we wake up from our dreams. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The jester stepped out of a fairy-tale book
& skipped along some forgotten path...
until he ended up at a castle made of silly pixie junk!
The pixie's invited him in...
& at once because he's the King's fool.
All day the jester jested...
in the bric-a-brac castle...
& loved it so much....
as the King...told him...
to follow no rules at all.
All the pixies would stare
& laugh & giggle
like absurd fools
& then draw squiggles everwhere.
This was a perfect idiot's fool's paradise...
& the jester remained there
forever after...
as there is no escape from Fairy Land! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Be away with the fairies
& build castles in the air
you weasel...
because you're wrong in the head
& should have a reality check!
All you can do...
is waffle endless rhubarb...
so go & suck a Munchkin's fart
& rump a jumping kangaroo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm losing my sense of humour....so give me some sense(cents)....& i'll give you some humour! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I am the Roll's Royce of chickenfeed for circle street shows...so feed my piggy bank....a penny or two...or i'll throw in the towel...& toodle-oo like a poor joke! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]