Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't pocket that fool's hat..
you cheap & nasty under-taker!
You're out of context!
That fool
is not even a money-maker....
& you take his takings....
an invisible weasel's hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My hat keeps dodging your pennies....
so throw in some real stuff...
& watch it gobble it up....
as many...
good pennies...
you want to cough up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make love to a pinball machine...
pixy for the sport of kings...
Make use of love...
make nonsense....not war...
try your luck....for God's sake!
Kiss a purple fish...
play object ball...
with a hanky-panky fairy..
Wake up sleepy-head...
lost in a sleep walk!
Zed out of your dream world...
you stray naked fool doing the comic strip...
in God's house....
while trying to seduce a pixy girl!
Knock it off...
before the clock goes off! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rat on weasel....
lay your nonsense on the public....
gooOse on & on & on...
& size 'em up....
by ordering them foolish rules!
See to it...
that they get the picture...
give way..
for them to play...
your way...
or they'll make you play their way!
What are you on about...
you hard won fool?
Don't act up....
& kick up a rumpus...
if they don't pay....
as they're probably shopaholics
who think they
don't have to pay you a price....
because they like to consider themselves upmarket class...
but really they are cheap as chips...
so frigggin' pay em out gOooSe!
Oops!Just joking!
Be a fool positive vibes pixie & keep smiling....
even if you feel off & on....like the drop of a hat!
Frigggin' showroom dummies waste my time!
Oops....i'm losing it!
Does jester's(fool's)& money going together sound like a paradox?
Frig it!I'm going to permanately meditate myself into Fairy Land....as the money trip can do your head in!
Frig it!I'm blowing my trumpet!
I'm going the fairy way....
as that's fair play! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give that elephant a bit of haughty ear!
Cheer the bugger up...
because he's been topping up..
ill comments....
for mnay a year!
He's got more than a nose....
to sense you out...
so don't topple
his cart...
or he'll turn you into art! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't make eyes...at that walrus...
because she's tired & weary.
She'll kick up a fuss..
if you show her off...
to us!
I know you fancy her...
she's not a cat..
that wants to purr..
so go your way...
& bugger off....
you sleazy rat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Henry the musk turtle....
complained to Hilary the box turtle...
saying that he believes....
he has fungus rust!
She could not believe him...
because she knows he's not rusty...
as she's loves his musk...
& that makes her...
want Henry..
but he's...
too shy to admit..
that his fungus feels funny! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' cheesed off!
Cranky as a crab!
I've done my lolly...
so i may aswell go off my trolley!
I've gone bung on my act..
frigggin nick off facts...
i'm getting uppity...
i'll frigggin' crawl up a wall...
& pop my cork...
& go all huffy
& prickly...
until a rooster...
leads me off..
to somewhere way off! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin wants to chuck a wobbly...
as his jelly has gone too sloppy!
He's completely fucked off...
& is more off than on!
He can't frigggin switch off
tough...
so..
....
he's just waiting...
for a few zeds....
before he can nod off! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That weasel is a wild horse...
who keeps putting his cart before his horse!
He's a horse & cart gypsy..
who's always tipsy...
but still he never seems...
to lose his cause! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fair go...
you fool...
you're full...
of go...
from the word go!
You know how to let go!
You're on the go...
always on the go...
you yo-yo,
all the go...
fool,
full
of open go! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That jester is off the planet!
He's really off with the fairies!
Look at him go...
for the eternal show...
like there is no tomorrow! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make a thing..
of nothing...
weasel!
Show something....
the real thing...
do your thing...
the old thing..
go on do something...
more than nothing! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God-damn-it!
That's got whiskers on it!
How can a potato have whiskers on it?
Drats!
To the heck with it!
Uh-oh....
doesn't it just rot your socks off!
What the fuck!
Rats!
Drats...
& double drats!
Dran!Bugger it!
Go hump a king..
Catweasel...
you crap potato...
hiding on the table! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're not playing with the full deck...
you wildcard joker!
What's up?
You're off your nut!
Are you wrong in the head...
or just funny instead?
What are you doing?
You really are....
off your head...
just look at your goose-neck! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />