Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Edelzwicker Rumperdick
has an old-flaming red hot stonker...
for a fuddy-duddy pretzel granny-tranny.
He's ready to go a session...
like there's no point of confession...
so he's more ripe than ready...
to fulfil his pretzel obsession! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The motor-mouth nincompoop...
kept prattling his poppycock...
completely out of proportion...
until he had a total mental distortion...
& turned into a fruit-loop! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The poor little man
is feeling everso feeble...
as he can't get rid of
his pins & needles.
He's been jumping up
& down for 3 hrs
but still feels...
like a tingling
nutster..
ready to turn
everso sour!
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Vote for clowns...
& we'll turn the World
into more fun...
than any good pun!
No more frowns...
for we will all be clowns...
if we out-vote...
all the non-clowns! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have a change of heart & don't short change a wise fool..you so called high hat business man miser wanting to spare your change to Ronald McDonald again! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Which goblin put that mothball in there? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if love tokens were used instead of money! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I won't be sold for the price of money! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin man....has lost one boot...
because he was on the bender last night...
& got distracted by a scraggly newt.
He's been looking for it....
all over the joint...
& even followed his box-turtle...
around hoping it would coincidently find it for him!
This went on for days...until...
he suddenly found it...
under an upturned wheelbarrow...
& ontop of that..
it was filled with zucchini & turnip soup! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a bride & groom
who married a saucy baboon
which made them feel over the moon..
because it turned them on...
as if nothing could go wrong!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a wrong & right pixie..
who was always serious & funny at the same time!
He was a bit of a hit & a miss...
like being famous & unknown...
as if going from top to bottom...
all at once!
He always accepted & rejected himself
simultaneously....like being
all & none
as one! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rump...a scraggly rooster's end....
hump a hippop's bum!
Let a poodle go your leg...
get saucy for a rotweiler.
Get your nose out of that pigeon's-hole...
go & charge an orang-utang's bumps!
Oops!Let an Oompa Loompah oomp ya!
Get an everlasting gobblestopper up ya! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a funny knight
who was afraid of the night.
His voice would go hoarse...
when trying to make his horse..
run right through the night.
Oneday he fell off his horse...
& then was struck by lightening.
He survived
& then also became afraid of the light!
The knight....
was now afraid of the night
& the light...
so it didn't matter...
if his eyes
were opened or closed...
so he asked a witch..
to turn him into a nose!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The poor little mosquito
is sinking in water
in the kitchen sink!
What are you going to do about it?
Come on show some compassion
& become one with all creation..
& stop putting all your passion
into your sexy fashion! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fly away
you filthy fly!
Go & buzz around a turd...
or make love
to a hippo's stye...
but get away from me...
or i'll tie you to a string...
& take you for a ride
& never lever let you hide! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]