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If you give me a $20 note.....i change it for a discount! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Go on put two-bob's worth in...
even though i'm not the full two bob's worth...
as i'm short of a bob...
& haven't got two bob to rub together! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Weasel out fool...
& go fool circle...
round & round....
non-stop...
like an endless clock..
eternally wound...
& then slowly wind up
when you're time is up! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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You're the wrong way up....
so wake up...
you mixed up...
fool
trying to ace it up!
Face up....
to yourself
& get a grip
on all this pixy stuff!
Just don't get up
the wrong way...
or you'll have more trouble....
playing off the days! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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My pogo-stick is kaput...
gone wonky...
rooted...
on the brink..
frigged...
buggered..
it's history...
but what the heck...
at least my stick-insect...
is not kaput! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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The gooseberry fool
has just jumped into the
gooseberry bush!
He is looking for his
lost cheeseball...
but so far can only find...
a stray mothball!
I hope he comes out sooner or later...
or that frigggin'
cheeseball will really
make him a fool's fool! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Poor goblin is down in the dumps....
because he is growing gherkin bumps...
on his stonker...
& now thinks he'll be an off bonker!
What should he do about it?
Perhaps he should lose his marbles
& become a lady-boy nitwit? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Go & play cops & robbers
with yourself...
you party popper..
silly little elf!
You're a Dr Jeckyl
& Mr Hide...
good & bad
weasel..
who likes to play with cheezles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Oops!What the goose is going on?
Is this a joke...
or is it real?
That goose...
is on one...
& is trying to have it off...
with another goose...
which is owned by a nun! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Am i here
or are you joking? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Help me out please...
as i have 3 pet roosters to feed...
& a silly goose..
& a grumpy chihuahua...
a hopeless hedgehog
& an unhappy smiling turtle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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If you get it in....i'll give you 10 cents! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Don't fail to pay a fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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I'm not pulling in much of an income!I'm now pacing myself at 10 cents an hour......even a 50 cent piece would be a bonus...so hurry up & deposit it....or i'll charge you all for being tight! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Frigggin' egg-flip...
eggnog...nignog goon
you are...ya chooky hen man!
Suck a goose's egg..
hump a goblin's leg..
or rump
an off gherkin can! [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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