Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Geese are where you find them....
so gaggle on....
like silly sheep...
who have lost their fleece!
What?
Oops!
Laugh yourself silly...
& be no frills...
willy nillies! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hedge your bets...
on the possible champion snail.
It' all a bit of a muchness of a muchness....
so get ready....
get set....
& wait for the word..."Go"!
If you win.....
you'll feel like a king...
& won't have to hide your tail...
inbetween your legs..
you old dart lizard!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't make hoity-toity hogwash statements..
about my will-o'-the-wisp style...
of being a mugwumpian pixie on the zilch!
Go & waffle the ear off your hopeless chauffeur...
who always dresses up in drag!
I don't know why you even bother to ramble on stray mumblings...to scrawny weasels....as you're better off trying to off-load your panter on a warped toad....who has a keen ear!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't talk in a sexual manner to that peaceful nymph you horrid rusty thimble man...as she certainly does not fancy your saucy mind!Go & flog yourself....behind a hidden tree....or join a chess group...right now....but please get going....as you don't even have any charming lingo....to make yourself more descent!
Gosh!This was once written by a fairy...
who lost her mind....
to a gnarly pimp...
who brain-washed her into...
believing he was a shrimp!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're being observed by a panel of hopeless nincompoops...
who are now deciding...
whether you are worthy...
to be taken seriously...
to keep in this game gone wrong.
What to do?
What not to do?
Stay with it...
whatever it's all about?
Just keep playing...
your wildcard antics
& you may be awarded at the end of it all...
with something quite useful for a fool!
Who nose?
I know....
it's a nose!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' licking the arse of the exhaust pipes of the urban rat-race....
will turn you into a toxic fairy...
you lost weasel pixie...
not knowing....
which way is which?
You're going all ways at once....
with no goal to be scored!
Behaps it's all a strategic game...
pretending to have rules...
so you go by the book...
so they let you off the hook!
What's happening weasel?
Make us comprehend what's really going on!
Guide us through the tricks within this optical labyrinth & show us the way....
through your sheer...
skills as a fool...
who might know...
what the point is....
that needs to be driven home...
in it's right place!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can see a weasel out of the corner of my eye...
& he's really looking like he's going in the wrong direction.
I hope he get's the fool picture...
& doesn't follow the norm...
as he doesn't deserve to end up as a regular fellow!
I think i shall lead him off track...
so he comes back...
to us....
who really know..
what kind of scene...
he should be playing in!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That odd dunce flunked...
the goblin squad...
as his gherkin...
got squashed in his holster...
& he was too slow off the mark...
to throw his last chance...
at the hopeless clown...
in the laughing-stock...
of shame!
What the heck!
He's only got his gherkin to blame!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Step aside pixie...
& make way..
for your Royal Highness...
who is displaying..
the family jewels...
to group of nutsters..
who are all funny in the head!
I suggest you...
make a display...
everso motley...
& show the guests...
some trickery...
as the King....
doesn't want to get mistaken...
as a flat-broke tramp...
with an even more scrapeskate fool...
who is given orders...
to to keep...
the whole show merry...
like a bowl of cheeries!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
There's fairies..
hiding in the flowers...
watching us pixies...
play our silly nonsense..
really higgledy-piggledy!
Should we invite them...
to join in...
or just keep our fingers crossed...
that they invite us...
to play with them? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Social conditioning...
crowd security...
common sense..
the moral majority..
wants to reason...
so therefore...
make sense..
you hopeless pixie...
or you'll
end up throwing a wobbly...
or just keep at it...forever
while trying to fool your hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
The feng shui...
of everything contained...
within the Universe...
is all a bit too..
higgledy-piggledy..
to really get your head around!
What?
There's enough space out there...
for anything just about?
Just joking!
Get it together...
get anything together...
get everything together...
get the Universe together...
as it can't get you together!
Oops!
I'm a weasel!
I keep repeating that i am!
Oops!
I have to take off....
so happy everythings...
& oodles of toodle-oo's to it all!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's a Holy box-turtle on a pretzel mania expedition....because it wants to go through an unnessessary phase to prove that it's on an aimless mission just for the sake of doing an endless obstacle course! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hunt the thimble...
scrawny squirrel weasel rascal!
Rummage through the leaves & foliage...
or follow the squirrel...
around any a way...
& hope to score
a silly thimble...
by the end of the day! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Don't clutter up the cubby-house with worn out thimbles...you foul troll with the pigeon on your shoulder!
I suggest you sleep under an old small bridge & hopefully you might get some action....from some heart-broken ox in the process! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]