Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm old hat!
You have to keep up with the times....
to make it work!
Should i turn myself inside out...
from old to new?
I'm a bit of a hit & a miss...
with those sloppy old moldy gherkins!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Holy goose-egg...there's a hair-brain henchmen holding fort....
for some pretty pennies....but i don't think he'll be able to yield off the force....from the charging team of lost nincompoops...who are keen to overun the castle of vaguesness...so they can set up....a kingdom of no hope!
Anyway it's anyone's game yet...because Henry the henchmen....hasn't released his horde of snaggletooth warthogs onto them....so keep your fingers crossed for both sides! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!Go stark raving mad....stark naked...
all over the city...
& streak yourself off the richter-scale....like a wild goose...
letting oneself fully go for....whatever there is to go for!
Ooops!It's a whole nother world out there.....
it's a zoo...
joke around in the jungle....
but remember to keep one eye open...
as you may get lost in your dreams! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Am i becoming a random excuse machine pixy?
How can i please God?
How can God please me?
Oops!What am i on about?
Should i get all the green lights...
or go through all the red lights...
like a dare-devil?
Maybe i should just become a neutral yellow light pixie....
& linger still very fast on the spot...spieling out whatever lingo...i let go of?
Crikey!I think i need to wake up....
& sleep it off at the same time!
I'm on the dot that marks the spot!
I'm a fool stop! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I keep seeing things....that aren't there!
Are my eyes playing tricks on me...
or something kooky is going on?
I think i'm getting ready to play pin the donkey's tail?
One false move & i might pin my hopes on a pinhead weasel fool...
who is waiting to heehaw this story out of context!
Gorblimey!I'm nearly on the edge of my seat within my own sketchy dream! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

The King is sitting on his throne....
whilst the jester is sitting on the toilet!
On the whole....
the fool thinks of his Royal Highness....
as a fake Holy turd....
at present!
The King is out of control....
whereas his jester is an outlaw...
out-of-bounds edgy weasel!
It's certainly no perfect picture at all...
as the King's fool....
can't keep a straight-face
as his master keeps losing grace....
whenever they look at each other....
face to face!
What the heck...
the King still...
thinks his jester is ace! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't hog the twig...
fiddle-sticks weasel!
Play fair..
& square..
& pickup sticks..
with your wiggly twig..
& you'll be..
awarded a packet of Twiglets...
if you pick up big! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a weasel..
who went by the name of.."Oops"!
He was a nosey parker...
& would always try to have the final say....
while trying to have it both ways.
Oneday he slipped on a tacky..
tartan table-mat...
& took off with the bats...
& that was that!
Was that the end...
or just a another dream...
again from Henry his cat? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Play the crowd properly...
you hopeless weasel..
& put the context into perspective...
if you want to reap..
some pretty pennies..
or you'll wind-up..
heavy-hearted...
as those fools just don't...
get the priceless art of nonsense!
Top it off weasel...
& live it up...
as nothing succeeds..
like scrawny weasels...
who rake it in!
Heavens forbid...
shower your fortunes...
for hearty fools....
who make up the rules! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't borrow trouble from a troll
who has 3 balls.
He'll take the mickey out of you..
until you hit the bottle..
& pose infront...
of a horrible crowd...
as a sexy pixie..
trying to hit it off with yourself!
Squirrel away...
& don't cause a scene...
because that troll...
is as useless as mold! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There used to be a meowy mousy mouse...
who would confiscate all the cheese from the house...
& scurry about....all day & night...
like a real cheesy itchy-feet rodent running for anything!
The wretched little bugger had mixed feelings about his manners...& at times couldn't cope with his nitty-gritty antic performances.Oneday a scruffy bush rat caught sight of the little cheese-magnet....& then they got on good terms with each other....& they both diappeared into another world beyond our vision! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The flat-broke weasel...
has to keep starting from scratch..
to keep up with the demands..
of the overpriced World...
of Bad Taste!
Frigggin' working harder than a King...
but no-one realises it...
because the're hell-bent...
on cloning themselves...
into non-stop money machines.
Love is where you find it!
Will i find it in my hat? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Life in the fast lane..
the human race...
is going insane.
Which way to go?
Don't go slow...
get into gear...
money appears...
people disappear..
what's going on...
don't be wrong...
it's all a zoo...
what can we do?
Just go for it...
or it will go for you!
Keep in line..
try & rhyme...
follow the orders...
within all boarders...
& don't go out-of-bounds...
on moral grounds!
It's all a puzzle...
so pick up the pieces...
but try not to be a lost cause...
in the so called perfect picture!
I say....
send in the clowns! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

On your way fool!
You broke the rules...
& now i order you out of court...
as you're out of sorts!
You're over & done with...
you scrawny wretch...
so on your toes...
& really go...
& make do...
with these bag of warts! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

On your marks...
get set...
go!!!
Come on...
get going you goose...
Tag along with the tribe of fools...
who are chasing forgotten pennies...
in & out of different worlds.
Follow your nose....
& watch your curly toes....go,go,go!!!
Go for gold....
not for mold!
Race the whole human race....
with no disgrace...
Touch wood...
fill your hood..
with rewards you shall reap...
if you don't sell yourself too cheap!
Go hard...
like an armoured bard....
& crusade through the red-tape...
really everso great....
as nothing is too late!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]