Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fly around space...
in your flying armchair...
& read what the stars have to say!
Embrace the space....
& pull faces....
at all the aliens...
& hope they enjoy...
the comedy!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
What a Universe!
We're all contained within it...
it's all happening simultaneously...
all over the place!
There's shows happening....
every second of the global clock!
It's all an ongoing show....
& we're doing our parts....
in the theatre of life!
The Show Must Go On!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

People are strange!
The World is weird!
The Universe is odd!
What does it all add up to?
What is the total sum of everything?
If there is a God....
how does it keep it all together?
We can only analyse what we know!
Oops!
Whatever?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's a rooster on the Moon....
waiting to get back to Earth...
but it has to wait....
until a jester comes along....
& shows it the way home!
How did it get there?
It got so silly...
that it went over the Moon...
by being high...
on a jester's laughing! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

3 more & then i'm going to have to retire....
& pump up my tricycle tire!
Gosh!What more....
should a fool go on about?
I'm wasting my rooster's time...
as he wants my fool attention...
so i better leave this pixy nonsense...
to the pixies who really want it?
Anyway cheeers & toodleloo...
as i'm nearly off....
to run away with the fairies...
wherever they are?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!This or my last post....
makes 8000 posts for Performers Net...
& the weasel....
is on 3515 posts.
What the heck am i doing?
Oops....
i think i'm going to have to call....
it a day!
Thanks!
Toodleloo!

Crikey!
I'm too....
gooOsey to get on...with the other one....
so this is it....
the final...
one that...
counts itself...
off with an invisible digit!
I'm here with a group of pixies...
who are about to...
go on a convoy of higgledy-piggledy....
funtastic times....
so i better get on with it....
& jump on the bandwagon....
before...
i get stuck....
standing still...
very fast on the spot....
with only myself....
as one!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I'm going to crank it up to 10,000 posts....
for P Net....
& then the Forum Home margins...will have to be widened...
as it will go out of whack!
P.S.GoOOSe! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.No i'm a weasel!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mount a yak...
blow your bugle..
like you've gone mad..
follow the river..
around many a bend..
til the end of the day...
& then comeback...
all the way...
on your yak...
ready for...
a bowl of
rhuburb strudel.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Once upon a time....
there was a hammerhead shark....
who would communicate with a sting-ray....
& they would follow each other around.....
& play away as they fancied.
Henry the hammerhead shark...
had a peculiar tunnel-vision dimension problem.....while Hilary the sting-ray.....
seemed to have no problems in sight.
Oneday Henry...
got rumped...
by a hump-back whale....
& that...
was that...
for dear poor Henry!
Hilary lived happily ever-after!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's play marbles....
on the porch..
& tune into the...
bubblegum music...
on the radio.
Flick those marbles....
left,right....& center...
& north & south.
Go for the lot...
& get that last bingo one.
Be a sport...
whatever happens...
but please don't lose...
your marbles....
while playing marbles.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The quince pie man....
is on the loose..
& ready to pie..
some hopeless..
stray weasel in the face...
with a wretched pie...
full of quince!
Why quince?
Who knows why?
He's a master of quince...
probably be he's a complete punce?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Lollipop lady...
stop that disorderly nincompoop...
tip-toeing...
across the zebra-crossing...
because he stole a lolly
from an Oompah Loompa...
& now....
he's going to turn...
into an everlasting gobblestopper...
if he makes it through the green!
He certainly....
is a pixie...
who could do...
with some restrictions...
so hold him up....
with a gherkin...
& watch him stop...
while turning red!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Put yourself in the picture...
& stand in the nude...
if you're in the mood..
& watch the people..
look at you..
in the nuddy...as the real McCoy..
& joke around...
while minding your own business..
on top of your toes..
like a no-frills pipsqueak...
while saying..."the jokes on you"!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops...one of my spurs fell off baby!
I was just about ready for some sneaky weasel Tetris...
but you sprung me....
like you've just dropped me like a hot potato!
What can a hopeless weasel do now?
Go on...fix a weasel...
kiss a fool..
fool around...
& make whoopee...
completely out of bounds!
Hit it off with a pipsqueak...
knock your socks off..
as if life were a bowl of cherries...
ready to be served to two nitwits...
on the same wavelength...
who are making this story...
what it is...write now! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

MAKE MONEY!
(Ok!Give Me Some)
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