Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go the whole hog...
go for it...
like a snaggletooth warthog...
on the run...
running for the rump....
of a weasel's bum!
Ha ha Ha,hee he ha,Ha ha hee he ha..
ha he ha ha Ha hA ha...
he he ha ha ha!!!
Go rumpy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's Screaming Lord Ordinary...to the rescue...
with a fully charged up gherkin....
ready to go a rhino on the go!
Is this the sport of crooked kings...
or twisted fruit-loops gone wrong?
This is no ticklish problem....
it's as tough as old boots!
Take it or leave it?
What the heck is the Universe doing to us?
Look at the stars in the sky!
Oh no....it's full of stripes aswell.
I hope that wretched Lord doesn't strut his stuff....
full tilt up a rhino's rump!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a free range fool...
& i'm sitting on the hill..
having a ball....
as i'm a real daffodil.
It's nice..
to look at the World...
full view...
to see it all....
ontop of a hill...
fit to sport a fool...
i'm waiting for the moon....
to shine on down...
upon the silly clown...
until it's full!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Walk on air...
weasel out..
wakey wakey...
Thimble men are on the run...
whip the gooOse...
frig off vanity case!
Shag a pony....
rub yourself with seaweed...
shake hands with a kangaroo...
shuffle off your Queen of trumps...
poke fun at a peeping tom...trying to part while popping off...
put your left foot forward & stand in front of your shadow...
caress a raccoon dog...
& preach a silverfish...
fondle rhubarb peel...
nibble on newt bile....
cuddle an ostrich egg....
by a naked flame...
make a stand with yourself...
get a lucky break...
lunch yourself out...
full of nonsense to boot.
Opean sesame...
Holy crackpot...
off the wall...
Humpty falls...
& again jumps to his feet....
like a deju vu Ostrich...
being ridden by Harpo....
on the go....to & fro...
& into the land of funny...
where the sky is always sunny.
Oops....makes sense will i....
or i'll have to do it all again...
nose to tail...
full 360...
like an on going fool circle! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' Mr GooOSeball..The Knight of Oops...
is armadillo armour clad....from nose to toes...
wanting to have a yakety yak war....with a heart-broken yak.....because it ate his arrow....which was going to be turned into a violin bow!If you think he is a soft touch.....you're on the wrong foot......as he'll answer back at you with verbal spears......that will force you to act the fool until you walk away with half an apple.
Bad grammar is his weapon.....so i warn you to bear in mind.......not to wind up the wild goose as cheesing him off might turn you into burnt cream.I say.....weasel your way out....upon that yak & never come back unless you want to be recorded off track! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bon appetit Mr Blue Cheese...
hope you scoff those little green peas!
Please smile across the table...
with your pleasant neat geese teeth...
& show your hosts...
what a fellow you are...
with cheesy toasts...
& warthog roast
& silly candy bars...
& stripey treats...
of all shapes & sizes.
Go for it Mr Blue Cheese..
you pleasant wheeze...
give it to us...
We want a banquet
a party...
so throw out a picnic blanket...
& let's all get down...
& fool around on the ground...
like wretched rascal clowns
with never a chance to frown! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
The silly imp...
is spreading "oops"...
wherever he goes.
Oops graffiti...
for miles & miles...
He lives in a world of Oops...
where he labels oops...
on anything he can.
He's the greatest promoter
of oops there ever can be!
"Oops to everything" is his motto
so next time...
you can't think of anything to say....
just say..."Oops....oops...oops...oooops...oops....
oops...Ooops...Ooops & Oops etc",& you'll probably...
eventually wind up being an imp yourself!
No wonder the silly little imp....
is trying to oops on & on & on.....
as he wants to convert more people...
into becoming imps....
so don't be a shrimp...
& join in...
on the imp thing! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I might go & find a pet rooster side-kick to direct.....as it will probably know where i'm coming from......or perhaps it's the other way around!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!What am i doing in the Universe?
What is the Universe doing to me?
Oops!
Am i a limbo land jester.....fool of ups & downs......
here & there's....
whatever's.....& hecks....
& all that.....
etcetera....
+ more oops....
to go...
with the show...
of
a jester's journey....
in the infinite cosmos....
of possibilities.....
unfolding in coincidental
higgledy-piggledy ways!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
Is the Universe turning me inside out....
or outside in?
What is the magical formula of the Universe?
What do we know?
We can only be guided by human perception!
Consult your intuition....
your dreams.....
& keep juggling....
50-50...
between the ethereal & the material...
& then....?
Oops!I'm just a goOOse....toodleloo!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & laugh yourself silly.....whilst trying to wiggle non-stop.....you ridiculous party machine....dressed up all fluffadelic...& hanky-spanky....with your itsy bitsy polka-dot eye-popping attire on!
Just totally go for it.....until you spin yourself out of this World & into another dimension....& then get thrown back.....from outer space.....into your shell again!
Oops!What is going on?
Who cares?
Roll out you thimbles.....
& twiddle your thumbs....
until a passing rooster....
cocks it leg.....
over your purse....
& piddles full tilt into it!
Toodleloo to you!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Crikey!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hang your left testical inside a little green thimble.....whilst fully naked & pose.....in the middle of the stage....in front of a huge audience....& look into all of their eyes....& see what they are thinking!
Go on....give it a go you sissy!
Why not?
There's alot of space to go wild in...in this Universe!
Oops!Get it together you out-of-order....weasel....losing your marbles!Get yourself back into order.....& try & rhyme yourself...together within the boarders of the Universe!
Oops!I'm not making sense...so i'll just keep saying..."Oops"....until i do! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pigs have the longest orgasim's on Earth!
Try & arouse a sting-ray why don't you!
Crikey!It's weird the concept of a stink-insect getting all hot & saucy!
Anyway go & turn on....an aardvark....will you....until you get off on it!Henry the chihuahua has got his eyes on you!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
How many times.....
have i said...."Oops"?
How many more....."Oops"....
have i got to go?
Jester's & "Oops"....
go well together!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What more can a weasel offer?
I know....
one more cheeseball..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !