"If it weren't for denial I wouldn't be a comedian, because to be a comedian you have to go on stage those first few years and BOMB and then walk off stage and think 'that went GREAT!' Because otherwise you'd never get onstage the next night. You would just think 'human beings don't like me.' But sometimes denial can kill you..."
Come on Silverman, I woke up broke this morning too, You know thats why we hang out in Key West. Party all day sleep all nite,or vice or verser. And you know I never saw a silver man do much any way,oh I forgot you keep fixing that ole broke down conch cruiser bike of yours. Thats the trick!
i always mention at the end of a xmas gig... that i have to get home early....cause once the elves hit the hottub...its like kicking cheerios out of a blender.
does a butterfly remember its life as a caterpillar?? can a fish cry? if a man breathed thru his ass, would swimming styles change? Would snorkelling be more/less popular??
Today is Friday the 13th. Why does that date have the connotation that it does ?
I did a little research.
It has some links to ancient myths but one author, noting that references are all but nonexistent before 1907 but frequently seen thereafter, has argued that its popularity derives from the publication that year of Thomas W. Lawson's popular novel Friday, the Thirteenth,[10] in which an unscrupulous broker takes advantage of the superstition to create a Wall Street panic on a Friday the 13th
and......
According to the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, North Carolina, an estimated 17 to 21 million people in the United States are affected by a fear of this day. Some people are so paralyzed by fear that they avoid their normal routines in doing business, taking flights or even getting out of bed. "It's been estimated that [US]$800 or $900 million is lost in business on this day".
all of this means not much at all until you realise that we had friday the 13th last month also, and there will be another in november ! 3 in the one year ! Previously unheard of.
Mostly there is just 1 a year.
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