thought o' the day...

[theballoonman]

dada on Degeneres(ellen)

shes dating DeRossi(Portia) the attractive blond actress from Arrested Development....funny people pull,yo

[theballoonman]

dada on degenerates...

some of my best friends.....

[theballoonman]

dental hyg-inx

about a month ago...a filling in my molars became dislodged, fugin disintegrated and left a great big chasm,... no harm, no foul, just a fugin hole where i can keep my gum.... a coupla days ago i bit on somethin hard and a cascade o' pain shot thru my jaw.... it was the weekend, so i worked....anbesol and tylenol.... i had it ol.... hah....got my first toothache since Jaws...couldnt sleep for days...had it taken out today....a molar, haha. just lost my first adult tooth... tylenol 3ssss... vodka haha.....still hurts...woooaahh? i hunt an peck all my missives... and this seems to me to be about as valid a use of time as asking a jakey if your shoes match your bag....wwwwhhhheeeee ow

oh... and they dont.

[Rachel Peters]

This is the best menstal cycle I've EVER had!

Have you ever been in a mood that makes you want to go into a donut shop and order one of EVERYthing on the shelf?!

Today I ...sort of... did.

Only 7 donuts. I couldn't afford one of everything.

Then I brought them back to my friends' place, took one bight out fo everything and passed them around.

It'll take some work, but we'll get through them.

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Felt good to give in to the voices just once.

[Rachel Peters]

my kind of math

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[jester]

Helped prolong the life of a tree by about 30 days today. Protested, hugged trees, annoyed councillors, probably upset the Mayor. Got on Telly and confused policepeople with my walking ladder....

Oh. I love my life.

[pixiejester]

Is that why you're growing your hair? So you can become a Tree-Hugging-Peace-Loving-Hippie-Dude.

[Rachel Peters]

business prodigy

I'm thinking of starting up a company.

Singing Mammograms.

heh...

[Rachel Peters]

I christen thee...

I burned another frying pan.
This time I melted a spatula to it.
My place is officially christened.
aaaaaah, it's good to be home. I knew something had been missing all this time.

[Rachel Peters]

Today I spend my lunch walking down to Spinmaster Toys, to talk to an inventor about what I should do with my stuff.
I am excited and incredibly insecure.
"You know what??! Forget it, man! My stuff's CRAP! I'm sorry I wasted your time! It doesn't fly or burp or wet its diapers! Forget it!!"
...i'll try to refrain from saying that.

[Rachel Peters]

**edited** sorry.

[Rachel Peters]

When girls say they want a guy with a good sense of humour, they don't mean it.

They MEAN they want a guy with THEIR sense of humour.

And frankly -- the majority of girls who talk like that -- I don't think they have a good sense of humour.

So that's that.

[theballoonman]

"I used to look for love...now i just wanna meet someone that doesnt annoy me before i have a chance to f*ck them."

pApA dAdA

[Rachel Peters]

They're messing with my head!

Last year, long after taxes, I got a reassessment from Canada Revenue. They had given me $6.68 too much and were telling me to pay them back.
So, being the good girl that I am (who pays off credit card bills as soon as she uses the card, and over-pays her phone bills so that she'll have a smaller bill next month) I set up Canada Revenue on my internet banking and payed them off. $6.68.

Half a year later I got a phone call at work from Canada Revenue. A lady with a very strong Maritimes accent was asking me why they have a record of my paying them $6.68. I told them that was a good question. I had been asked to pay it, so I paid it. That was all I could tell them.
She hung up sounding very confused. Canada Revenue didn't know why they had asked me to give them $6.68.

I later received a letter telling me that they had now given me a credit of $6.68, to go towards the next tax year.

Thinking that I'm absolutely hilarious, I went straight to my computer and paid them $6.68. I giggled all the way.

Several months later they sent me a cheque -- $6.68.

I came very close to keeping up the payment, but decided it was probably unwise to piss off Canada Revenue. They've been nice to me thus far.

So I just cashed the cheque like a normal grown up would do.

I figured that was the end of the story.

I just picked up the mail and found another Government cheque for $6.68.

I have no idea what kind of game we're playing here.

I feel like the next move is mine.

I reeeeally want to pay it.

[Butterfly Man]

try this!

Dear Sir,

Enclosed, please find the final payment of our settlement. It's been three years since I was caught and I've been trying to get my life back together.

Enclosed you will find my certified check, made payable to cash like the others, in the amount of $6066.68

I sincerely hope you have grown richer, I haven't.

Sincerely yours,