thought o' the day...

[theballoonman]

jj

[Rachel Peters]

ok, i'll edit mine then too.

[Rachel Peters]

If we don't shave the children,
Who will shave the children?
They've got too much hairrrrr!
Let's show them we caaaare!
We've got to be faiiiiiiiir... to the childrensssssss.
If we don't shave the children,
Who will shave the children?
The sight makes me cry,
Unpleasing to the eeeeeyyyyyeeee!
O! Whoooooo will shave the children?
Waxing's too cruel for the chiiiildreeeennnn.
Naire is bad chemicals that probably kills fissshhh.
You're going nowhere when you've got patchy hair!
At a job interviewwwww it's so hard to bare.
Please! Won't you shave the chiilldrrreennnnnn!

I watched a few minutes of the Live Earth concert on tv and felt the need to sing for a cause.

(They're encouraging people to turn their tvs on and watch it aaall day long. And the stages are lined with thousands and thousands of energy saving light bulbs... turned on... in the day time... ??)

*in a soft spoken word, while holding hands with my neighbour*
Pleeeeease. Won't you please shave the children? If we don't shave the children, then WHO will shave the children?? ...Every time I clap, another child goes unshaved...

[gav]

it's sponsored by SHELL, one of the worlds largest oil companies.
What can we expect ?

[Rachel Peters]

Since I wrote that, I've had a Godspell song stuck in my head...

"When wilt though shhhave the people? O God of mercy, wheeeen?"

either that or,

"God SHave the Queen"

and,

"SHave a horse (Ride a Cowboy)"

...hoooooo, golly. I amuse myself.

[Rachel Peters]

To anyone who might have spoken to me today (whether in real or virtual realms), I’d like to extend my apologies for appearing (and being) extremely OVER cafFeInATed. I feel icky.

[Rachel Peters]

I was looking for news articles on yogurt when I came across this.
Something feels awfully familiar, but I can't quite place it...

[Butterfly Man]

Wig Wings

This is what happens to people that try to rip off my ideas ...

[scot]

Yeah, they try to correct their mistakes.

[Rachel Peters]

tourist stuff

Best t-shirt I've ever purchased.

[Peter Voice]

Has any-one noticed that the mobile phone is creating entire sentences that have never before been uttered?

"Hi, Yeah, I'm on the train/bus/can".

Did any-one, ever, to any-one, say that before 1995? I mean who would you have said it to?

"Hi, yeah, I'm in the car driving down the Western Highway"

"Hi, yeah, I'm in ward 7. Yeah, Western General, second floor"

[Peter Voice]

Save water- Shower with a friend.
Save the planet- Shower with an enemy.

Micheal Leunig

[Rachel Peters]

*edited*

[theballoonman]

what did one snowman say to the other snowman?


Smells like carrots.





krazy kwanza

[Rachel Peters]

I had a nightmare that I started my new job and a guy got bored and grabbed my head and started ramming a spoon into my right nostril.
I kept screaming, "I have a dainty nasal passage!! I CAN ONLY DO NAILS!! I CAN ONLY DO NAILS!!!!" but he wouldn't listen. I recall it hurting, even though it was a dream.

I start my new job tomorrow. I wish I remembered what the guy in my dream looked like so I can avoid him... and spoons.