thought o' the day...

[theballoonman]

my neighbors stopped coming over for dinner...she said she was alergic to cats....
so i told her i'd stop serving them.


my girlfriend said i had to start making sacrifices in our relationship...
now she cant find her cat.

mike shick
The Balloon Man Show
"balloons are like bungee jumping,its all fun and games until the rubber breaks... i SAID bungee jumping..."

see ya in edinborogh'

[scot]

And she said, "here's your receipt, you have a nice one."

I replied, "you have two nice ones."

I am more amazing that Shick

Scot Nery

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I can get filthy exanthema!!!

[jester]

If an artist can't aspire to a happy ending, how the hell is a politicain gonna work for one.

I made that up all by myself and now I am going to take the rest of the day off.

[theballoonman]

[quote]Originally posted by scot:
<strong>
I am more amazing that Shick

Scot Nery

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</strong><hr></blockquote>

Whhhaaa?"that shick",unsure of the meaning,couldnt possibly mean more amazing than...i've seen his show...hmmm.Oh well,thought o'the day.

on discussion of Clint Eastwoods daughter posing naked in Playboy mag. SNL news had only two comments;
"Dirty,Hairy."
sproing.

--I'm more literate than Nery.---
mike shick
"The worlds premiere popcomic"

[firegirl]

THOUGHT O' DA DAY...

a friend asked me this morning if i was a "the glass is half empty" or "the glass is half full" kind of person.

my response: "f-that psychobabble... it looks like it's time to poor momma another drink!"

just proves you can take the gal outta da party, but you can't take da party outta da gal!
(sent to you from the wonderous midwest... ha, ha, ha.)

[Cybele]

A revelation of sorts- nothing I hadn’t heard before, but yesterday chose itself as the day for insight to visit.

Overboard with the glycerin again, yesterday’s bubbles were luminous and phantasmogoric, all gleaming color and twisting shape in light playful breezes.

The contradictory, conflicted nature of the human animal can be summed up in this soundbite, one heard over and over again, the typical reaction to my giant bubbles:

"Oh, look how beautiful! Let's bust it!"

[firegirl]

hey cybele -- did you know that next week is national bubble week? really --&gt; thank the kids i teach for that info... they brought me a notice from some calander to let me know that they expected bubble magic to be had... [img]smile.gif[/img]

cheers,
firegirl

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[theballoonman]

at ground zero home of the past world trade centers an artist put up a huge sign saying
CAUTION LOW FLYING PLANES
and i hear dirty fred has a kid hold the wtc while he throws a burning plane at it....

[firegirl]

wow - that's funny in a sick and twisted way... i wonder how people react to that???

[theballoonman]

the other day on the high street i saw a rather effeminate man wlking by in a purple tartan kilt....
it brings new meaning to the term gaelic.
(say it out loud you punters)
aaaarrrrrrrr
pirating thru the ed fringe
mike

[Evan Young]

My friend Dave said this during a failing show last night...

If an entertainer performs for nobody, is he (or she) entertaining?

[firegirl]

"it's a dog eat dog world and i'm wearing milkbone underpants."

-norm from cheers

[theballoonman]

CHEERS
Woody."Hows life been treating you mr.peterson?"
Norm ."Like i shot its dog."

[Jim]

[quote]Originally posted by theballoonman:
<strong>CHEERS
Woody."Hows life been treating you mr.peterson?"
Norm ."Like i shot its dog."</strong><hr></blockquote>


Woody."Hows life been treating you mr.peterson?"
Norm ."Like it caught me in bed with it's wife."

[Evan Young]

I don't know what riding a bike has to do with AWD sports cars, but Lance Armstrong has me sold on the Subaru WRX!