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  • martin ewen
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1887

    #16
    a kinder gentler martin

    Say it was a close call. You were doing some gig and picked up that flesh eating disease but just paid extra so you didn't have to share with Cassel any more.

    I keed I keed.

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    • martin ewen
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1887

      #17
      or

      Kate the Great's idea of a hickey.

      "Read the small print for the Christchurch buskers fest, it's Jodies option, a pound of flesh."

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      • Butterfly Man
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2000
        • 1606

        #18
        40 lbs. less than I was

        I look like I belong on Schindler's list.

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        • Butterfly Man
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 1606

          #19
          little blue dot on my hed

          I just walked by a pool table and someone tried to chalk me up.

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          • Daniel Mooncalf
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2002
            • 117

            #20
            Neck scars... That's why you don't juggle chainsaws, anymore!

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            • martin ewen
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 1887

              #21
              The bad news is the vampire was a binge eater. The good news is I'm immortal.

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              • jugglerjosh
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2004
                • 132

                #22
                Robert Nelson Surgery

                Dear Mr. Robert Nelson,

                Heal quickly.

                Sincerely, Josh from NYC.

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                • Butterfly Man
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 1606

                  #23
                  Cunning linguistics

                  I look like I was attacked by a voracious vagina.

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                  • Butterfly Man
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 1606

                    #24
                    Shallow grave

                    I've been digging in the dirt for 4 days... you can't call this living.

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                    • martin ewen
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 1887

                      #25
                      It stops being living when you lie down in the hole robert.

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                      • nick nickolas
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 528

                        #26
                        Bobby when I said go play with the dogs, I meant throw a ball or shake a stick.
                        Now go and wash yourself.

                        Nickyboy

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