Robert Nelson, Update

[martin ewen]

a kinder gentler martin

Say it was a close call. You were doing some gig and picked up that flesh eating disease but just paid extra so you didn't have to share with Cassel any more.

I keed I keed.

[martin ewen]

or

Kate the Great's idea of a hickey.

"Read the small print for the Christchurch buskers fest, it's Jodies option, a pound of flesh."

[Butterfly Man]

40 lbs. less than I was

I look like I belong on Schindler's list.

[Butterfly Man]

little blue dot on my hed

I just walked by a pool table and someone tried to chalk me up.

[Daniel Mooncalf]

Neck scars... That's why you don't juggle chainsaws, anymore!

[martin ewen]

The bad news is the vampire was a binge eater. The good news is I'm immortal.

[jugglerjosh]

Robert Nelson Surgery

Dear Mr. Robert Nelson,

Heal quickly.

Sincerely, Josh from NYC.

[Butterfly Man]

Cunning linguistics

I look like I was attacked by a voracious vagina.

[Butterfly Man]

Shallow grave

I've been digging in the dirt for 4 days... you can't call this living.

[martin ewen]

It stops being living when you lie down in the hole robert.

[nick nickolas]

Bobby when I said go play with the dogs, I meant throw a ball or shake a stick.
Now go and wash yourself.

Nickyboy