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  • Mr.Taxi Trix
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1273

    Help Write the Line

    Yo Muthafukaas. I'm working in Mexico, doing a bit with a barbie doll. Whadayya got for me?


    "It's Mexican Barbie! And what a coincidence, she's wearing mules!"
  • Dan Tastik
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2002
    • 109

    #2
    I'm sure there's something to be had from the phrase "a plastic taco."
    But I'm too refined to put it together.

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    • miquee
      Member
      • Feb 2003
      • 84

      #3
      maybe its too obvious but the first thing that came to mind was setting her on fire and calling it a barbiecue

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      • miquee
        Member
        • Feb 2003
        • 84

        #4
        and to make it more mexican you put a little sombrero on her, light that on fire and call it a mexican barbiecue... you can spin her head around real fast again and again and call it peyote barbie... draw a black eye on her and call her barbeaten... sorry... i'm gonna digenerate if i keep this up.... you could set a black barbie on fire and call it a texas barbiecue... something with barbean like a mexican jumping barbean....
        stop... i gotta go whore myself for marlboro at a reality tv event...

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        • RiffRaff
          Member
          • May 2003
          • 93

          #5
          Where do you go when they close Bar 'A'?

          Barbie is the perfect symbol of American beauty; 100% plastic.

          She's in Mexico looking for Ken's Chorizo.
          Last edited by RiffRaff; Jul-14-2010, 03:11 PM.

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          • Mr.Taxi Trix
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2000
            • 1273

            #6
            Thanks all, off to a good start.

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            • Mr.Taxi Trix
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 1273

              #7
              Kudos, Dan!

              Plastic Taco has a certain ring to it, and it flew tonight.

              Gracias!

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              • Juggler Bob
                New Member
                • Sep 2007
                • 9

                #8
                Barbie

                Barbie is a pinata. Inside is one tic-tac!

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