I'm back on a self imposed probation

[jester]

Hi Folks.

I'm BACK! But I'm reformed, repentant and just want to be loved, or liked or even begrudgingly tolerated!

Why did I go? Well last thing I remember is Martin did this really funny post and decided to have a go at him, and thought it was funny and it wasn't and it almost became the longest thread in the history of P'net and people went purple in the face and I kept it going because I was a TROLL!

Well several years on I am sorry. I don't think it's funny that people get wound up anymore. I don't think it's amusing that people have feelings and a desire for some sort of order and treading on peoples boundaries isn't really clever.

So I am going to try and be er... rehabilitated...

I'm not promising to be utterly nice and likeable. But hey.

Thank You good people of the world.

[Evan Young]

hey bro, welcome back.

[Doctor Eric]

Oh, you would, Evan, you WOULD.

[gav]

He left ?
and some more characters to fulfill the required minimum of ten.

[Evan Young]

Eric, you were in my dream last night!

I found this great spot to street perform on this awesome day, so I went to where my car was parked to get my props and when I got back you were doing a show.... except you were older with grey hair, shorter, had gained weight, and didn't have weird tats or piercings. I was annoyed that you had stolen my spot, but also happy to see you. that's it, I think you made a lot of money in my dream.



Jester, how do you feel about hand guns? Eric is for them! GO!

[martin ewen]

Like a fine vinegar.

I don't need to dislike you, I'm self sufficient in that regard.

I played a moderation role, self given, for years here. It's not needed, if in fact it ever was.

Personally I don't care how arrogant people are as long as they're humble sometimes. That's why I drank myself incontinent frequently, really! that was the only reason!

Try to be good. That's all we can do.

[Doctor Eric]

Hahahaha, I make a lot of money in MY dreams, as well, Evan, glad to see we're on the same page. I'm going to make sure I run into you at some point this summer, I want you to take shots of me and my cannon.

[jester]

I think hand guns are great in Dr Erics or Evans back yard

I can live with hand guns being in the USA as long as technology doesn't get to the point where you can shoot us here from over there.

As Milton Jones once said. "My dad was in the army so we had to move around a lot... because he used to use us for target practice."

I was NOT asking Martin to be good.

I was just saying that I've changed a teeny weeeny itzy bitzy micro thin little "waff-er mint" bit. (actually I've put on weight so part of me has changed a LOT!)

Jonathan (not as big as Mr Creosote.)

[Butterfly Man]

Well, since (in the last 5 minutes) I have had both an AKS Russian assault rifle and my trustee 9mm Glock in my non-pudgy hands…

Then, I’d like to say this about that and that would be this… (homage to Karl)

I can’t believe they allow me to have those things in this country… truth is, I don’t know fuckall about firearms… wouldn’t know how to shoot either of them properly if an “incident” were to occur.

Within this past week I have had two “intruders” on my land (one ripped a tent up looking for pot and the other one I caught on my front porch and “escorted” off the property).

I didn’t say I didn’t NEED them… I’m just saying, if you are gonna allow people to buy that kind of dangerous shit, you should at least TEACH them what the fuck they are doing before you sell it to them.

Personally, I don’t enjoy that kind of freedom that much when I know there are fuckin’ idiots out there with the same privilege.

It makes my hands shake.


and oh yeah, welcome back, now fuck off.

[jester]

and oh yeah, welcome back, now fuck off.

Hmm. When you find yourself out in the rain, on the day you didn't bring a hat or a coat, and you discover that your tattoo has suddenly become non waterproof due to a mysterious skin disorder... think of me and me brand new bald spot!