give this person a pole!

[martin ewen]

A new thread, this one is exclusively for people who's whole existences would be made just that more spectacular were they to have a pole.

This is perhaps bikeboys shifty uncle.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1187281/Pictured-The-61-year-old-performs-balancing-act-BMX--cliff-edges.html

[gav]

grandady of breakdance(sort of)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdUCkpzohHU

[jesus]

I have always wanted to see a balloon artist on a pole.

[gav]

I've seen them on 2 poles. Oh wait, that was stilts I guess.
I have unfortunately seen a sword swallower on a pole.

[Doctor Eric]

heh....


I'm building a pole... you're all screwed...

[martin ewen]

you could do it in a kind of, "I'm driven to entertain you people but really I can't stand you, I need volunteers who will hold ropes so I can get away from you before I can continue, no really, the disgust builds very quickly." way.

[Doctor Eric]

that's pretty much it.

[roughtoughcreampuf]

The unitard makes it that much more exciting!

[Rex Boyd]

Rollerblading pensioner Geoff Dornan charged with rollerskating dangerously in a public place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWWX7HkJ4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCUpAzXexY

Dangerous? Watch and decide.