Finish This Line

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I'm working on a bit (verbal) involving mothers meeting in a conflict. Help me finish this line.


"And you know what happens when mommies

clash...

[scot]

postpartum aggression?

you find out which shade of nailpolish matches blood

the only winner is the plastic surgeon

something head in a handbag

[jeep caillouet]

They work it out on the Jerry Springer Show!

[Dan Tastik]

it's more horrific than orange curtains with pink carpet.

it's nurture not nature that's red in tooth and claw

it's not just hens eggs being beaten

daddies have to learn how to be alone.

[martin ewen]

The kids love it, it's not often a pissed off mum is a spectator sport for kids, they get to see the rare sideview. I used to set my mum up all the time. "mum, that woman just force fed me licorice." Mum, that woman just passed a note to dad."

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I love all of these!

[Rachel Peters]

Then why don't you MARRY them.

[Rachel Peters]

...i'm sorry. i don't know what came over me.

[scot]

pee wee comes over me all the time

[gav]

Re: Finish This Line

Originally posted by Mr.Taxi Trix
I'm working on a bit (verbal) involving mothers meeting in a conflict. Help me finish this line.


"And you know what happens when mommies

clash...

dads never hear the end of it

dads don't get any for weeks

[Pele]

Re: Finish This Line

Originally posted by Mr.Taxi Trix
I'm working on a bit (verbal) involving mothers meeting in a conflict. Help me finish this line.


"And you know what happens when mommies

clash...

someone always brings out the kiddie pool of pudding and we make tonnes of money with the video online.

one ends up hurt and the other ends up telling jr. how much she loves him over a bad phone through bullet proof glass

we find out if hair plugs really do work for women

scientists discover if "the look" and "the mom voice" used simultaneously will actually cause heads to explode

[Marcus Wilson]

It is still some how daddy's fault.

My favorite so far is from Scott
"the only winner is the plastic surgeon"

[Schuyler]

The universe as a whole halts and collapses back into a singularity for a brief moment before exploding and beginning to expand, starting the whole process over again and it's billions of years until evolution begins. We're doomed to repeat the whole tedious affair and at the end of it wind up exactly as we are now only your favorite shirt never got invented and while you have no knowledge of this you live your life knowing that something is missing.

It's a horrible, vicious cycle really. So please, can we stop fighting?

[Frisbee]

you wish you could TIVO.