The Future of the Community

[jesus]

Stir the Pot

If you wana get this thing going again you gotta stir the sh!t.
I saw Gazzo get a paternaty (? sorry its late) test on the pitch at a festival in dallas in about '95.
I watched a large chinamen have tantric sex in edmonton in '96.
I saw Byron recoil in fear after being offerd 500CDN to open mouth kiss Bike Boy in Ottawa. (To close to home?)
Lets see if that gets anything going.

[Isabella]

If it made Bike Boy's show any shorter I would pay the $500.

[jesus]

Everybody say "Yay!"

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Yay!

I just heard from Bill Ferguson that his show has gotten LONGER. Didn't know that was possible.

Rational performers against fucking time queening unite!

[Rachel Peters]

R.P.A.F.T.Q.

[jeep caillouet]

Any know what r.p.a.f.t.q. means?

[gav]

Maybe Taxi knows.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Jeep do you read any of the posts?

[Rachel Peters]

J.D.Y.R.A.O.T.P?

[jeep caillouet]

l.a.t.p.

Ah ha,mind games is it?So don't forget no beer and no fatties makes for a smarter me! What threw me was what happened to the u? And no I don't r.a.o.t.p. I l.a.t.p.

[roughtoughcreampuf]

Are these crazy acronyms?!

[Rachel Peters]

Re: Stir the Pot

Originally posted by jesus
If you wana get this thing going again you gotta stir the sh!t.

This one time -- don't tell anyone -- but I saw a pair of grody, old underwear strewn on the sidewalk.
I think they belonged to Evan.
I just want to know how the got there!

Rumours flyyyy... NOW!

[Schuyler]

Sidewalk underwear is one of the most fascinating phenomenon in modern society. How did they get there? Was somebody running around naked? When will somebody get the nerve to throw them away? Usually it takes weeks for them to disappear. They're there with their many questions every time you walk by for groceries. Eventually they get moved but by the time it happens you're just too used to them laying there. There's a small underwear shaped hole in your life and the walk just isn't the same anymore. That moment of mystery and wonder is gone now, replaced with cold hard concrete. You don't think somebody else's lost undies on the street are a big deal but suddenly you find yourself scanning to make sure they're really gone, maybe somebody just kicked them into some bushes? They're gone though, and it takes a week or so but finally you get used to there not being underwear on the street anymore. All the same, somebodies dirty, discarded underwear had managed to work their way into your life in an undeniable way for months, forcing you to wonder and creating a connection between strangers.

[Rachel Peters]

So true. If someone pulled you aside one day and pointed to a stranger, saying, "You will come face-to-face with that man's underwear one day", you'd never believe it. But reality has a way of being unimaginably unexpected.

wow.


...........wow.


I have a faint recollection of my mother once telling me a story, when I asked the age-old question "How does underwear end up on the sidewalk?"
She told me that when she was in her early twenties she made a clothing error one day. By the end of the incident, she realized she had become the underpants bandit about whom we all cock our heads, curiously.
She never expected that day that the combination of a skirt, no panty hose, and the pair of old emergency granny panties (when laundry day is way past due) would be so detrimental.
Walking down the street, she found her elasticless, over-sized granny panties riding low, lower, lower... until she had to make a choice. Either (in the middle of the street) hike her underwear back up, under her skirt, or shimmy and shake them off in a couple swift movements, step out, and just keep walking.
She chose the latter and ran.

Just one example of how it could happen to any one of us.

Judge not.

[martin ewen]

It could be the beginning of the rapture. Good Godfearing folk on their way to meet a homosexual deprogrammer for their son or daughter or returning from the bumper sticker store with a fistfull of little fish symbols and 'poof',
God's wee express elevator grabs them.

I doubt Jesus would have a bar of tolerating someone sitting at his right hand as he purges the planet who had dirty underwear on.

proably cheapen the whole experience for him.